Oct 30 2009David Spade: 'Chris Farley's family signed off on Direct TV ad'
David Spade is defending the newest Direct TV ad featuring the late Chris Farley in the infamous "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" scene from Tommy Boy which some found a tad macabre. Spade reportedly pulled in $200,000, but his rep says the Farley family was supportive of the spot, according to Page Six:
Spade's publicist told Page Six she had no comment on whether Spade was paid but added, "This commercial was a joint decision between the Farley family and David to honor Chris' memory." A rep for Direct TV said, "We should look to Chris' family and friends for the ultimate opinion on this subject. They were on board with the concept from the very beginning and throughout the entire process and felt the spot was a great tribute to Chris."
I'm with the Farley family on this one, but only because if the dead can't hawk satellite TV subscriptions what good are they? Bunch of lousy, no good welfare queens if you ask me. "I'm dead. Let me lay in the ground all day." GET A JOB!
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Oct 30 2009Britney Spears debuts '3'
Britney Spears debuted the video for "3" on her official blog today, and if you had any concerns about her not being able to hack it as a stripper once she drowns her career in Frappucinos and crazy, this thing should put those fears to rest. Britney's clearly mastered the key skills of wearing a revealing swimsuit, hanging from objects and rocking the thighs of a field hockey player. Granted, she may refuse crumpled up bills if they don't smell like bacon, I'm confident she'll adapt over time/enough trips to Wendy's dollar menu. (She responds to repetition.)
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Oct 29 2009So this is what Armageddon looks like...
If Heidi & Spencer dressed up as Jon & Kate Gosselin didn't just open the doorway to Satan's fiery butthole, then frankly, folks, I don't think anything will. Except for maybe me thinking "Damn, Kate Gosselin kinda looks hot in these." AH, IT BURNS!!!
Oct 29 2009Malin Akerman flashes her panties and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart probably just banged in an airplane. [Lainey Gossip]
- Chelsea Handler apparently did Playboy. So now they're just trying to make people cry? Is that what's happening? Hugh Hefner's dying so we all have to suffer? Nice. [PopEater]
- Ginger Spice is just a tad quicker than Malin Akerman. But just a tad. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jon Gosselin is so sorry, everybody. And Jewish now? [Just Jared]
- Josh Duhamel couldn't have banged a stripper. He likes penises. Back me up, Fergie. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan shows some midriff. [PopSugar]
- Rumer Willis will star in a same-sex storyline on 90210. I could say how her abnormally long face could come in handy for that... [ICYDK]
- Randy Quaid and his wife are going to die in a crazed stand-off. I'm calling it now. [Wonderwall]
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Oct 29 2009Taylor Swift posing with Swastika Boy. Smart.
Taylor Swift is either unfathomably retarded or fell for the most elaborate Kanye West revenge scheme of all time because here she is inexplicably posing with a guy with a giant red swastika on his shirt at Katy Perry's birthday party over the weekend. Check out the excuse her people shot TMZ:
"Taylor took pictures with about 100 people that night ... she doesn't know who this guy is and she didn't realize what was on his shirt."
Looks like the answer's unfathomably retarded. In the meantime, Swastika Boy has stepped forward to apologize to Taylor and make sure everyone knows he's not a racist:
TMZ just spoke with the shirt-bearer, AJ English, who tells us he didn't know Taylor before Katy Perry's party last weekend -- and he's sorry for dragging her into the chaos.
As for why he had a swastika on his shirt in the first place -- English says it started out as an "X" but was "perverted" as the night went on, adding he's "not a racist" and doesn't support the Nazi agenda.
Because the Internet is dumb - Yet profitable. Thanks for reading! - people have already started theorizing that the JH on Taylor's shirt stands for Jew Hater, but it's simply the initials of Julianne Hough who had TS initialed on her clothes by Taylor Swift. Or maybe it stands for Talking Swastikas because she's the Doomsday Device.. Why didn't we listen to Kanye!?!
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Oct 29 2009Stephanie Pratt formally charged with DUI
Seen here conveniently riding a bike yesterday because attention whoring is in her blood, Stephanie Pratt has been formally charged with DUI despite her protests that she was barely drunk. TMZ reports:
Pratt's two breathalyzer tests registered .08 and .09 -- the legal limit is .08 -- so she was arrested and held on $5,000 bail.
If convicted, Pratt could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
As someone who has driven home many times thinking the glove box was the steering wheel, I feel for Stephanie Pratt because she just hit the legal limit. Then again, kids, you roll the dice anytime you get behind the wheel after drinking, and sometimes you lose. (Except in my case because I stick to the cornfields.)
The More You Know....
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Oct 29 2009Alessandra Ambrosio in a bikini
Here's Alessandra Ambrosio on a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barth's yesterday and it's almost impossible to believe a baby was once in there. Now, I'm not saying every woman in America should stop ordering ranch with everything they eat and start looking exactly like a Victoria's Secret model because that's how eating disorders happen. I'm mostly just saying they should stop getting pregnant. See? That wasn't so bad.
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Oct 29 2009Chris Brown should stop talking
Seen here performing in New Jersey this week, Chris Brown has been actively posting to his Twitter and fired off the following message to the blogosphere:
OFFICIAL ALBUM DATE: DECEMBER 15... GRAFFITI... NOW BLOG ABOUT THIS..LOL
INSTEAD OF HOW I BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF RIHANNA... ROFL... AND SENT HER TO THE ER... LOL... THEN DID NO JAIL TIME CAUSE I GOT DIAMOND SHOES... LMFAO... NOW I'M GOING TO MAKE ANOTHER MILLION OFF HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS WHO THINK RIHANNA HAD IT COMING... LOLOLOLOL... KANYE TAUGHT ME HOW TO COMMUNICATE ONLINE... ROFLMAO
Oct 29 2009Hailey Glassman: 'Jon Gosselin acts like a dick to me'
Hailey Glassman appeared on The Insider yesterday where she revealed Jon Gosselin has anger issues and basically treats her like shit. But how do you leave all that handsome? Via PopEater:
"He'll call me and take his anger out on me. He has 'mantrums.' I shouldn't have to put up with being emotionally abused."
She adds, "I cry and say, 'Why are you so mean to me?' "
"Sometimes he has trouble with the truth," she says, "and he will dance and dance around his lies. He's like Jekyll and Hyde. But I still love him."
I'm going to interpret that last part to mean former Star magazine reporter Kate Major is about six months away from squeezing out her own reality show: Jon & That Other Kate Plus Does It Really Matter? You People Will Watch Anything. Only on TLC!
Oct 28 2009The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition
Welcome to the mother lode of all bikini posts. Here's the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition featuring Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker and a bunch of other models whose names I'll eventually learn once they bang Leonardo DiCaprio. In the meantime, it's sort of a recap collection for the year, but if anybody actually feels the need to complain about them being old, the Spencer Pratt Fan Club is a few sites over conveniently next to Tom Cruise's Blog on How to Fake a Straight Marriage. Can't miss it.
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