Sep 9 2009Miranda Kerr is chesty and other news
- Nicole Kidman has finally Botoxed her way to a third lip. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl is adopting a baby. How long until she teaches it to badmouth Judd Apatow, Grey's Anatomy and pretty much anyone who will keep mommy relevant? [PopEater]
- John Mayer might also be having sex with Kristin Cavallari. I won't believe it until he Twitters/blogs/makes a viral video/gives a TMZ press conference about it. Ha ha. He loves himself. [Celebslam]
- Whitney Port is single. Hey, John Mayer, found another one for you! [PopSugar]
- Kate Moss made a drunken scene at the GQ awards in London last night. Of course, nobody saw it because she was standing behind a cocktail stirrer. [Celebitchy]
- Rosie O'Donnell and Star Jones are saying "Fuck you, Barbara Walters" by starting their own talk show. [ICYDK]
- Hugh Hefner will attend Kendra Wilkinson's baby shower presumably for one last diaper change. She always used the right amount of powder. [Wonderwall]
Aug 9 2009Whitney Port's nipple says 'How do you do?'
Here's Whitney Port showing some nip while filming scenes for The CityThursday, and wait a minute. Do women seriously just take their tops off and sunbathe in their bras in Central Park? If so, is it creepy if I look at them with binoculars? While standing directly on their towel? (I'm farsighted.)
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW versions that were probably scripted.
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Jul 21 2009Whitney Port still wearing bikinis
Here's Whitney Port continuing her vacation yesterday at her hotel's pool in Miami. Just a fair warning: If you're the type of person who tends to punch their boss in the face after seeing insane amounts of camel toe and/or ass cheeks, now would be a good time to go lunch. Or duct tape your hands to a chair. Whatever works.
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Jul 20 2009Whitney Port in a bikini
Here's Whitney Port hitting South Beach yesterday while taking time off from her Hills spin-off The City. Anyone else read the words "Hills spin-off" and reflexively try to give yourself a vasectomy because, God forbid, you bring a child into this insanely fucked up world? Or was that just me? Also, really starting to wish I didn't use a spork. But it was handy. MEDIC!
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Jun 9 2009Whitney Port's ass cheeks
Former The Hills star Whitney Port went shopping in New York Sunday with her ass cheeks hanging out of her shorts making her 100 times more interesting than Lauren Conrad. Or roughly the equivalent of a Pop Tart. Without frosting.
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Jan 13 2009Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I'm showing you right now
Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she's on vacation in South Beach:
“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren't the most discreet and I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn't as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit -- not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view...very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”
And it's a good thing Whitney apologized because, first off, this was totally her fault and not the paparazzi taking the pictures. Second, she only showed me one nipple. One! I mean, yeah, okay, I'm so sexy my pecs are made of diamonds, but I've got feelings too, you know? Just... Just... leave me alone, meanie.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that still burn to this day. *sniff* Why, Whitney? Why?!
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Jan 12 2009Whitney Port in a bikini
Here's Whitney Port filming scenes in Miami for her new reality show The City, and wow, this is exactly like real life. I mean, a dude in a black T-Shirt always randomly appears to tell me what to say and to whom. Wait, here he comes now. Drink at my desk until I make out with the stapler? On it! Seriously, that guy is awesome and definitely not a figment of my imagination if you don't count the fact he's a giant squirrel with wings.
Dec 27 2008Brody Jenner is, like, totally supportive
You're nothing in this world without good friends. Just ask my stuffed animal collection. Or Brody Jenner. Who's wicked-psyched for his Hills castmate Whitney Port and her new show, and he wants her and the rest of the world to know it. Even though it sort of makes her his competition. Which would traditionally call for a knife fight. Regular Mother Teresa, that guy. But less wimpy. Man, it would be so cool to be Brody Jenner's friend. He'd probably let you scratch your back with his beard stubble when it itches. That would be awesome. Or at least marginally better than drinking a milkshake laced with the ebola virus. I'm pretty certain. Check out Brody's shout-out to Whitney Port. It'll fill you with a warm glow like nothing else can this holiday season. Or at least it won't bum you out as much as that time you accidentally licked gravy from between a homeless guy's toes. It would probably be a good idea to drop him a line at BrodyJenner.com and let him know what a pillar of graciousness he is. The world owes him that much.
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