Oct 5 2009Victoria Silvstedt masturbating on a public beach


Former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt apparently felt a public beach in St. Tropez was a good spot to rub one out yesterday, so here she is for your viewing pleasure. Usually I go for the "Man, this jellyfish really latched on hard" approach, so hats off to Victoria for basically not giving a shit. The world needs more role models.

NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of a woman who knows what she wants. -- Ha! Just kidding. That's only a myth.

Scope Out (16) Pics of Victoria After the Jump

Photos: Fame

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Jul 7 2009Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini


Here's former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt spending the weekend in Saint Tropez. And judging by the look on her face, obviously, she saw my rugged body across the water. Yes, Victoria that was me, and for the record I was not humping that giant squid. I know that's what it might've looked like, but there's perfectly good explanation: You have syphilis. -- So dinner later?

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May 5 2009Victoria Silvstedt in a bikini


Here's Swedish model and former Playmate of the Year Victoria Silvstedt in Marbella, Spain over the weekend, and these shots have officially changed how I picture Heaven. In fact, I'm pretty sure I'm looking at Jesus right now. -- That doesn't sound gay does it? Whatever, I don't care. Here, Jesus Jesus....

Photos: Flynet

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