Oct 20 2009Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos
These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I'm just posting porn now, it's not porn if it's in black and white. That's in the Bible.
Pics are NSFW. Obviously.
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Oct 2 2009Rihanna wants you to see her vagina
Here's Rihanna in Paris yesterday wearing a basically see-through dress that conveniently covers her nipples while still making you stare at your monitor for five hours because you know they're there if only you squint hard enough. Which is why I'm convinced this is some sort of sorcerer's cloak. Who put you up to this, Rihanna? Was it Madonna? It was Madonna, wasn't it? Damn her dark arts!
UPDATE: So I completely missed you can see her vagina in the first shot. Pic now links to NSFW version. Thanks to Chris in the comments.
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Sep 14 2009Teri Hatcher's vagina. Maybe.
Remember 10-15 years ago when you used to watch episodes of Lois & Clark and wish you could see what may or not be part of Teri Hatcher's vagina in the context of a triathlon? Uncle Internet's got you covered.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions unless your boss somehow knows more about the vagina than I do. But if so, ask him which part opens the portal to Narnia.
Jun 10 2009Paris Hilton is single and flashing her vagina
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:
"In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy," a rep for Hilton says.
By "respect their privacy," did they mean post a picture of Paris' vagina from Monday night on the Internet? Because that's how I interpreted it.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of napalmed cooch. (Nam vets, this may cause flashbacks.)
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Jun 5 2009Lindsay Lohan has a present for you
Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which, of course, is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So here's how this is going to go down: First, you're going to notice the surprising lack of flames and charcoal briquettes. Then, you're going to notice something that's exactly what you think it is and attempt to lobotomize yourself with whatever's handy. In my case, a stray kitten. (Sorry, Whiskers.) Enjoy!
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that will probably kill lesser men.
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May 26 2009Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini
Here's French actress Charlotte Gainsbourg putting on a bikini in St. Barts Monday, and Christ, what a week she's having. First, she wins Best Actress at Cannes, and now in an even more impressive feat, Charlotte's vagina ends up on The Superficial. At this rate, I wouldn't be surprised if someone gave her the Nobel Prize, you know, knock her down a peg or two. It's a cold, jealous world, my friends.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions unless you design women's razors for a living.
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Feb 16 2009Paris Hilton flashes her vagina
I don't really know what to say here except I'm sorry, and don't worry, that baby will grow back.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions - with a hint of bacon.
Apr 23 2008Emma Watson unleashes some crotch wizardry
These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma "Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken" Watson vagina action. For those of you who don't know who Emma is, she plays Hermoine in the family-friendly Harry Potter films. For you male Potter fans out there, I'm sure this is your first look at a vagina. If you're frightened, don't feel bad about running back to your broomsticks. There's just something about those long hard objects that just feels right to you, isn't there? It's okay, nobody's judging you. Which is more than I can say to anybody that actually clicks to the uncensored pics.
NOTE: First three pics are NSFW because of the vagina magic.
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