Oct 16 2009Alessandra Ambrosio drunken ass shot
Ever wonder what it would look like to stare up Alessandra Ambrosio's skirt while she's drunk off her ass? SHAZAM! It's like I read your mind. Also, I saw some other shit up there and, dude, that's your cousin. Though she is kind of hot so try not to make any deaf/mutes. High five!
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Jul 26 2009Ali Larter has to be feeling a breeze
Here's Ali Larter bending over to dig some change out of her purse in Beverly Hills yesterday while inadvertently making the paparazzi's day. You know, just looking at these pics tells me I'd never make in their line of work. Mostly because I'd score a shot like this only to end up spiking my camera then dousing it with Gatorade. "I'm number one! I'm number one! I'm number - is it supposed to catch fire like that?"
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions. Unless you practice proctology.
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Jul 21 2009Kate Gosselin's panties. This is happening.
Well, this was bound to happen. Here's Kate Gosselin sitting outside her home in Reading, Pa. yesterday giving the paps a clear shot up her skirt. For those of you keeping score at home, all that's left for Kate now is a nipple slip followed by a sex tape. Which is why at this juncture I'd like to point out that I live in Pennsylvania and drink a lot so kids don't really bother me. They're sort of like happy little kickballs on my way to the fridge. Or the bedroom... (Kate, call me.)
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW version of an area that thanks God everyday for whoever invented the C-section.
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Apr 19 2009Joss Stone's butt: Because why not?
Here's Joss Stone at Coachella wearing a skirt that might be just a tad too short for someone performing on an elevated stage. Just a tad. You know, when I post pics like these, I think about the spaceship that crashed here on Earth carrying me as an infant and wonder, "Am I truly inspiring humans to greatness?" And the answer is "Yes. Yes, I am." Now who wants some space sex? Ladies?
Mar 5 2009Paris Hilton's boyfriend is suave
Here's Doug Reinhardt slipping Paris Hilton the tongue last night which is probably one of the worst, if not itchiest, decisions of his life. Not counting later that evening when he thought to himself "But if I wear a condom, then I won't feel anything...." How is this guy not on the space program? Look alive, NASA.
NOTE: Upskirt shot for anyone who doesn't value their eyesight. Oh, hey, Doug.
Jun 30 2008Britney Spears shows off her panties/butt crack
I wasn't going to post these to save you from, well, having to look at them, but here's Britney Spears showing off her panties in Los Angeles over the weekend. Maybe 'showing off' isn't the right choice of words here, since the photographers basically have their hands up her skirt. I'm not sure why any reasonable human being would attempt to zoom in on Britney Spears' butthole like that, but this is the paparazzi we're talking about. I guess we should just be thankful they stopped there. Also, what the hell is going on with the texture of Britney Spears' private area? It looks like somebody decided to replace her vagina with a dirty old man's armpit.
NOTE: Pics might be NSFW, depending on how you classify the horrible-looking area around Britney Spears' taint.
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Jun 4 2008Kate Walsh has a butt
These are shots of Grey's Anatomy star Kate Walsh on the set of Private Practice. Her method acting apparently involves not wearing underwear. Can you say "Emmy?" Kate supposedly plays the same character on both shows. I honestly don't know considering I've never seen a single episode of Grey's Anatomy. A fact I wear like a freaking badge. No, seriously, I made one out of a trash can lid and some duct tape. Ladies.
NOTE: Pics are slightly NSFW, so don't get fired looking at a bare butt. Save that honor for something really cool (i.e. lesbian ping-pong.)
Apr 23 2008Emma Watson unleashes some crotch wizardry
These are a few days old and I tried to avoid them, but after a barrage of e-mails, I realized you guys are cuckoo for some Emma "Hi, I just turned 18 this weekend when these pics were taken" Watson vagina action. For those of you who don't know who Emma is, she plays Hermoine in the family-friendly Harry Potter films. For you male Potter fans out there, I'm sure this is your first look at a vagina. If you're frightened, don't feel bad about running back to your broomsticks. There's just something about those long hard objects that just feels right to you, isn't there? It's okay, nobody's judging you. Which is more than I can say to anybody that actually clicks to the uncensored pics.
NOTE: First three pics are NSFW because of the vagina magic.
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