Mar 17 2009Jenna Jameson pulls two guys out of her
Jenna Jameson gave birth to twin boys Monday morning, according to Us Magazine:
"They're in very good health," her rep tells Us.
"She's been taking it easy and even had to be in a wheelchair during one of Tito's events in Las Vegas," a source told Us when Jameson was just shy of eight months pregnant. "She's very excited to be a mom."
Early reports say both babies were able to walk right out of the birth canal standing straight up. Doctors proclaimed it a miracle until Peter North backed his Mercedes out and drove to Starbucks. So that's where he's been....
Sep 23 2008Jenna Jameson expecting twins
Jenna Jameson is definitely doing her best Angelina Jolie impersonation, according to sources for Perez Hilton:
"They're having twins," a friend of the superstar tells us. "Jenna and Tito just found out. They are beyond thrilled!"
This, of course, answers "Nope" to the age old question: Can Jenna Jameson do anything without getting double teamed?
Aug 6 2008Jenna Jameson reportedly pregnant
Jenna Jameson is carrying a smaller version of Tito Ortiz in her uterus which brings her one baby closer to achieving her lifelong dream of becoming Angelina Jolie. Only five more to go along with a shitload of plastic surgery. You can do it! Page Six reports:
"She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she's postponed everything," said our source. "She's completely thrilled, this is something she's wanted for a very long time."
My sources tell me the baby is really enjoying itself. Lots of room and someone crammed an entire entertainment center up there, so no complaints: "Though would it hurt to get some popcorn up in this joint? Wait, never mind. I just found Orville Redenbacher in the laundry room. Pop a squat, bro, but don't get your feet on the couch."
Aug 29 2007Jenna Jameson still quacking along
God help me I don't know why, but Jenna Jameson has become my favorite person to look at lately. I can't even comprehend that she's a person anymore. She looks like the result of some terrible experiment to mate a human, a duck, and a Saturday morning cartoon. And I knew Tito Ortiz was tough, but tough enough to bring himself to have sex with this thing? He's like Wolverine and a beer keg smooshed into one.
Aug 28 2007Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz are way too classy
Ever seen a former UFC champion tongue kiss a duck? You have now. Well, assuming your eyes made it out of this alive. I'm pretty sure mine are just for show now.
Jul 10 2007Jenna Jameson gets her dance on
Jenna Jameson showed up to her boyfriend Tito Ortiz's birthday party in Las Vegas yesterday looking about as good as she's ever looked lately. Although in some of these shots her boobs are looking oddly pointy. Considering how much surgery she's had on them, I guess it's a wonder they're even still attached to her chest. You'd think by now they'd be in the shape of cauliflower and possibly alive. You know, talking in a funny French accent and smoking cigarettes.
NOTE: Beef Jerky Jenna Jameson. Never forget.
