Jul 29 2009Kelly Kapowski in a bikini and other news
- Jude Law knocked somebody up again making this Baby #4. He's in your rearview, Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt told People "his partying ends at 6 p.m.," only to turn around and get shit-faced in Berlin until 2 a.m. with a mystery blonde. Somebody's losing a penis. [PopEater]
- Bar Refaeli got over Leonardo DiCaprio quickly. [The Blemish]
- Mischa Barton spotted out in public for the first time since her 5150. Yet somehow she managed to not fuck a member of the paparazzi. Britney. [Celebslam]
- Rachelle Lefevre is pissed about being replaced by Bryce Dallas Howard in the third Twilight film. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan somehow has money to shop. Did she steal some leprechaun's pot of gold? Because that would explain why I saw Hayden Panettiere crying on a toadstool. [PopSugar]
Bonus Denise Richards Video After the Jump Because Why Not?
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Dec 17 2008Lindsay Lohan stalker arrested (Plus things)
Tales of derring-do:
- Lindsay Lohan's crazed stalker was arrested last night after "lunging at her" at an Arizona nightclub. Finally, someone's put Samantha Ronson behind bars before she lesbianizes another fading actress. [E! Online]
- Elisabeth Hasselbeck learns that whining will get you an invite to the Bush's White House Christmas Party. I actually don't blame her because they're gonna tear that mother apart. I got ten bucks Cheney "accidentally" dumps egg-nog on the nuclear launch button. Adios, France! [TMZ]
- Tiffani Amber Thiessen is pregnant with her first child. Is it Zack's? Slater's? That bastard Jeff from The Max? All I know is it wasn't me - which is why I cry myself to sleep every night. I loved you, Kelly Kapowski! [Star]
- Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy did an impromptu a cappella performance in Washington Square Park Monday. Afterward, Pete showed everybody a video of Ashlee Simpson peeing because he loves her so much. [Page Six]
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