Jan 28 2009Hayden Panettiere wears a thong
Here's Hayden Panettiere on the set of Heroes yesterday showing her thong while riding the back of Adrian Pasdar. Six months ago this would've seemed like the second coming of Christ to me, but now? Nothin'. Actually, let's not even go there. There's still an empty hole in my heart that burns each day. God, I'm so sensitive. Like Shakespeare but less queer and shit.
Jul 30 2007Britney Spears gets her thong on
The Sun got their hands on these pictures which were taken just five days before Britney Spears' infamous head-shaving incident back in February.
Partying with pals at the Club One nightclub in New York city, the troubled 25-year-old mum-of-two dived backstage to chat with the night spot's resident dancers and ended up stripping down to her smalls in the process.
I guess I should've put up a disclaimer for these pictures. You know, something to prevent people from opening their eyes. Because, man, a warning like that really could've helped me out. I put up this post, and then with my last remaining seconds of sight I tried to scratch "Help me" into my office window.
