Sep 29 2009Stephanie Pratt thinks she has a career
Stephanie Pratt apparently thinks it'll be a smart move to quit The Hills, according to Hollyscoop:
Audrina Patridge has already scored her own reality show on MTV with Mark Burnett, so where does that leave Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth?
"I think Audrina, Lo and I are all going to leave after these 10 episodes," Stephanie told Hollyscoop exclusively during our "Closet Raiders" segment, which airs on 'Hollyscoop' TV on KTLA this Sunday night.
"I don't know how much more I can take of The Hills," added Stephanie. "The Hills is very brutal."
She adds, "We've all grown up. It's not the original girls moving to LA trying to make it. Right now everyone's fighting to be the queen or king of LA."
Right. Because when I think of the king or queen of LA, I think about one of the vapid automatons from the The Hills. These kids are seriously delusional, and also the laziest fuckers I've ever met. Stephanie makes $65,000 an episode for doing nothing more than having the same last name as her brother. For half the price, I'd not only change my last name to Pratt, but create tense scenarios by randomly touching my cast-mates breasts. You can't buy that kind of drama. (Except for the price I mentioned earlier.)
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Aug 24 2009Doug Reinhardt shot down by The Hills
Looks like Doug Reinhardt is regretting Paris Hilton shitting on The Hills back in May. Much like he crawled back to Paris, he's crawling back to his old stomping grounds who want nothing to do with him. And he works for free. Page Six reports:
Cast members of MTV's "The Hills" were overheard recently at Harrah's Resort in Atlantic City "laughing about how Doug can't get a part on the show," said our source. "He's been begging MTV producers for a contract." Unlike cast members who are paid per episode, Reinhardt makes cameo appearances for free. "Doug keeps calling MTV, but they don't want him," said the source.
Wow. Just to put things in perspective, MTV pays Heidi and Spencer money to appear on their show, but Doug Reinhardt can't even get an unpaid walk-on. Ouch. Now would be a good time to hang yourself in a Canadian motel room. I hear that's in right now.
Jun 2 2009Spencer Pratt admits 'Hills' is fake during hissy fit
While throwing a hissy fit shortly before quitting I'm a Celebrity..., Spencer Pratt essentially threw his gravy train The Hills under the bus, according to TMZ:
A well-placed source who works on the Costa Rican production of the show tells TMZ just before quitting the show, Spencer screamed at producers, "If you give me a script, I'll do what you want. I'm not a reality star. I'm on 'The Hills.'"
Spencer clarified with the following: "I'm a TV producer and a character."
Give him a script and he'll do what you want, huh? Well then, I happen to have en episode I wrote for The Hills entitled "Spencer Dips His Testicles into a Piranha Tank Only to Fall In Taking Heidi With Him and Did I Mention the Piranhas Have AIDS? Because They Do."
Free of charge, MTV. Contact info down below.
May 28 2009Paris Hilton shits on The Hills
Paris Hilton took a lanky swipe at Doug Reinhardt's old show The Hills last night, according to Us Magazine:
"The show is, like, so lame and fake. He doesn't even want to be a part of it," Hilton told Usmagazine.com Wednesday at the Fifi Awards in NYC.
Lauren Conrad famously dumped Reinhardt on the show. Brody Jenner later accused Reinhardt of going behind Conrad's back by pursuing Stephanie Pratt.
But Hilton told Us the show portrayed Reinhardt "in a way he's not."
"They make up relationships when they're not there, and he just thinks it's lame," she said. "I've never seen the show in my life. I have no idea what it's about. But he just thought it was cheesy."
What Doug doesn't find "cheesy" is being hired as the producer of My BFF Dubai. Because Paris Hilton searching for a fake brown friend to add to her collection is way classier than The Hills. -- Actually, I'm not being sarcastic. It is.
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Apr 14 2009Tori Spelling's mom figured out this Internet thing
- Candy Spelling writes open letter to daughter Tori Spelling begging to see her. Unless Candy has acting work shooting out of her armpits, she shouldn't hold her breath. Not that Tori can't get hired on her own. -- AHAHAHA! [Allie is Wired]
- Shia LaBeouf will only regain 80% use of his hand that was shattered in a car accident. Time to let nature take its course. Read: Saw it off and get a sweet robot one. [PopSugar]
- Chris Brown's fans let him hold him their baby. In all honesty, I'd be more concerned if this was Britney Spears holding the kid. True story. [Best Week Ever]
- Terrence Howard is not allowed to use metaphors anymore. It's like he's an applesauce sandwich trying to teabag a Yeti. Know what I mean? [Videogum]
- Leonardo DiCaprio gives Zac Efron career advice and tells him heroin is the only way to "fuck this all up." That or make a real shitty Funny or Die video. Whoops. [Vulture]
- The Hils' stars know dick about fashion yet all have clothing lines. I'm starting to see what Al Qaeda was getting at. [Jezebel]
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Dec 29 2008Whitney Port likes to be watched
Awesome news, America; Whitney Port's new reality show, The City, premieres tonight, and she invites you all to watch it! For anyone hasn't heard yet (hey, it's the holidays; you're forgiven), The City follows Hills alum Whitney Port as she weaves through New York and makes her mark on the fashion world. Which should be pretty obvious, from the completely flattering dress she's wearing in the above photo. (You can probably log onto OfficialWhitneyPort.com for all sorts of fashion tips from her, like how to make a really cool hat from a bird's nest.) If I walk around in a Hefty bag cinched with police crime-scene tape, can I have my own reality series too? I suppose anything could happen. *Sniff*; America—it really is the land of opportunity!
Dec 29 2008Brody Jenner says he's not really all that gay
Apparently, when you star on a reality TV series that has you cruising for male companionship and you look like you spend more time than RuPaul in front of the mirror before leaving the house, certain misperceptions can develop among the general public. (The world can be so cruel.) Brody Jenner knows this (but, to be fair, he knws pretty much everything). So in an effort to cut off any rumors at the pass before his reality series Bromance (which is not suspiciously titled at all, so stop saying that) hits the air, the Brod-meister decided to set things straighter than a lumberjack with a 12-pack of Labatt's swirling around in his unquestionably heterosexual belly. Which probably made him late for his eyebrow-sculpting appointment, but sometimes sacrifices have to be made in the name of the truth.
Well, who couldn't be convinced by that? Because if there's anything in the world that will convince a person that you're not gay, it's going out of your way to produce a video in which you adamantly insist that you're not a homosexual. In fact, it would do Senator Larry Craig good to log onto BrodyJenner.com for surefire tips on persuading the world that he's heterosexual. They have free wi-fi at most airports, right?
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Dec 27 2008Whitney Port has something City to say
Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City (please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she do there? Judging from that thing that's perched on her head, she'll probably fight crime. At least that's what I would do. You can bet I'd strike fear into the hearts of New York's hardened criminals, too, in my Rainbow Brite underoos as I patrolled the streets with my Plunger of Justice. Whitney probably has something similarly cool up her sleeve. At any rate, she promises that people will get to see "the real me." *Sniff*; someday people will see the real me, too. If they know what's good for them.
