Dec 29 2008Whitney Port likes to be watched
Awesome news, America; Whitney Port's new reality show, The City, premieres tonight, and she invites you all to watch it! For anyone hasn't heard yet (hey, it's the holidays; you're forgiven), The City follows Hills alum Whitney Port as she weaves through New York and makes her mark on the fashion world. Which should be pretty obvious, from the completely flattering dress she's wearing in the above photo. (You can probably log onto OfficialWhitneyPort.com for all sorts of fashion tips from her, like how to make a really cool hat from a bird's nest.) If I walk around in a Hefty bag cinched with police crime-scene tape, can I have my own reality series too? I suppose anything could happen. *Sniff*; America—it really is the land of opportunity!
Dec 27 2008Whitney Port has something City to say
Whitney Port is moving on from The Hills to spread her wings on her own show, The City (please, hold your tears; your grief can be expressed at WhitneyPort.com), which will chronicle her adventures as she takes up in New York City. What will she do there? Judging from that thing that's perched on her head, she'll probably fight crime. At least that's what I would do. You can bet I'd strike fear into the hearts of New York's hardened criminals, too, in my Rainbow Brite underoos as I patrolled the streets with my Plunger of Justice. Whitney probably has something similarly cool up her sleeve. At any rate, she promises that people will get to see "the real me." *Sniff*; someday people will see the real me, too. If they know what's good for them.
