Sep 30 2009So Freaking Hot: Best of September
In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively's breasts. Wait, I did that. Anyone know when will I stop peeing toner?
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions because I care.
Scope Out The Top Ten So Freaking Hot Posts of Sept. After the Jump
Sep 14 2009Teri Hatcher's vagina. Maybe.
Remember 10-15 years ago when you used to watch episodes of Lois & Clark and wish you could see what may or not be part of Teri Hatcher's vagina in the context of a triathlon? Uncle Internet's got you covered.
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW versions unless your boss somehow knows more about the vagina than I do. But if so, ask him which part opens the portal to Narnia.
Sep 13 2009Teri Hatcher: Triathlete
Here's Teri Hatcher changing out of her wetsuit while competing in the 2009 Nautica Triathlon yesterday in Malibu, and I love how a devotion to athleticism obviously hasn't shrunk her ample breasts. It's almost as if God smiled down upon her and said "The normal rules don't apply to you, Teri Hatcher, and also, fantastic bikini line management. That's right, I looked." (God's a peeping Tom. What're ya gonna do?)
Scope Out (20) Pics of Teri After the Jump
May 29 2009Teri Hatcher in a bikini

Here's Teri Hatcher swimming in Miami and, Jesus Mother of God, I forgot how awesome those things are. It's sort of like finding your favorite blanket you loved as a kid except it's Terri Hatcher's breasts. Also, you didn't have to kidney punch your nephew who wasn't even using it, mom.



