Jun 1 2009Miranda Kerr gets nude for Rolling Stone
- Taylor Lautner gets shirtless for New Moon trailer because there's nothing goth kids love more than raw athleticism. No, really. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Vanessa Hudgens might be increasing in hotness. Or that other chick she always hangs out with is looking less pretty. What's her face? Right, Zac Efron. [Celebslam]
- Jon Gosselin claims his female companions on Memorial Day were just family friends. Who he has sex with. No biggie. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Josh Brolin allegedly caught cheating on Diane Lane. Though, in his defense, maybe if he wasn't the only one consistently bringing home Oscar noms this wouldn't have happened. Just sayin'. [Lainey Gossip]
- Susan Boyle suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized after losing Britain's Got Talent. Yet somehow she still has more brute strength than Adam Lambert. [Allie is Wired]
- Daniel Craig and his torso are now an edible freezer pop - that looks like it's touching itself. You can't make this stuff up. [Just Jared]
Apr 24 2009Susan Boyle gets gussied up
My hottest pics yet! Here's Internet singing sensation Susan Boyle sporting a new make-over which is not as intensive as pretty much every media outlet is making it out to be because it's Friday. E! News reports:
However, a rep for the show insists the cosmetic changes are not something new for Ms. Boyle. In other words, she's not being put through some sort of insta-celebrity-induced beauty overhaul.
"Her sisters took her to her local salon where she had her monthly trim and a wash in and wash out color put on," the show's rep just emailed me. "That is all."
British newspapers report that Boyle visited the Miss Toner salon near her home in Blackburn, Scotland. The hair job cost $51 and eyebrow pluck about $7, according to the Evening Standard.
To be honest, I don't really follow the whole reality singing circuit, but I do know that Susan Boyle is more Internet famous than porn these days. In fact, just posting these pics is causing hundred dollar bills to fly out of my monitor. -- I thought if I typed that it would come true. *takes off Swami hat* Can't believe I traded my car for this...
Apr 17 2009Jessica Simpson's parents are f-cked up
- Jessica Simpson's mom is apparently also obsessed with her daughter's breasts. Or she could just be trying to find a common interest with her husband. Married people are weird. [Celebslam]
- Oprah is on Twitter! Her first tweet-to-tweet was with Jimmy Fallon, and yet she continued to use the service. Is Oprah drinking again? [Just Jared]
- Elle Macpherson is still hot proving my theory that supermodels are cyborgs. It also proves my theory I'd have sex with a robot. Not counting the time R.O.B. took advantage of me in college. Last time I clean out the attic. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf had trouble not falling in love with Megan Fox while filming the Transformers movies. "It's hard. It's really hard," he says. Meanwhile, Megan Fox is wondering "What would Angelina do?" Hope Shia likes kids. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Zac Efron and Jason Statham hate shirts and everyone thinks it's cool. I hate condoms and everyone's like "Whoa, there. I'd prefer if you not use my bathroom." Hypocrites. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Susan Boyle is about to get that paper. Forbes says she's poised to be a future multi-millionaire. Somewhere, Tron Guy sulks sadly while holding an eviction notice. Damn youse, cruel world! [Radar Online]
