Jul 2 2009Hayden Panettiere is single

- Hayden Panettiere and Steve Jones are no longer a couple. Turns out he's a womanizer, and she can not only see through keyholes but fit through them and say "Hey, why are you sleeping with that hooker?" [The Blemish]
- Khloe Kardashian might pose for Playboy. Hey, they're doing lame no-nudity shoots now, so Yeti porn is the next logical step. [Celebslam]
- Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's looks defy all logic and reason. But not gravity. Because they're lazy. [Lainey Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie earned more money than Jennifer Aniston last year. And also has sex with Brad Pitt. In case she forgot. [Just Jared]
- Gisele Bundchen is like a baby bump-covering ninja. Wouldn't it be hot if her nipples shot throwing stars? At Tom Brady's face, I mean. [PopSugar]
- Rihanna's in trouble with the NYC Health Department for tattooing three people without a license last night at a tattoo parlor. I wonder who tipped them off.... [ICYDK]
May 13 2009Hayden Panettiere continues banging Hollywood

Here's Hayden Panettiere leaving Nobu last night where she hopped into a car with 30-year-old Welsh actor Steve Jones. I don't really know who or what a Steve Jones is, but for anyone out there still pining for Hayden, she's basically banging anyone with an accent or old enough to remember that episode of ThunderCats when Snarf drove the tank. Fortunately, I fall into both categories. Mates.
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