Jun 3 2009Spencer Pratt calls Audrina Patridge a 'ho'

With the departure of Heidi and Spencer from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!, producers turned to Audrina Patridge as a replacement only to receive a stiff rebuttal from her manager, according to TMZ:

"Not in a million years. Audrina is moving in a completely different direction than those two ... she's a star."

Naturally, this prompted Spencer to go on the attack, or in the words of Octomom, "glob" for attention:

Spencer just told TMZ, "Heads up, Audrina. Just because you have a one night stand with a guy who's in a movie called "Star Trek" doesn't make you a star. You're just a ho."

Why do I get the feeling the real problem here is Spencer just wants a handjob from Mr. Spock? Besides the fact I'm omnipotent as hell.

Spencer and Stephen Baldwin Exploit Christianity After the Jump

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Nov 11 2008Miley Cyrus & Stephen Baldwin: A match made in Heaven

Stephen Baldwin must have some dirt on Billy Ray Cyrus (Read: Naked rodeo pictures.) because I don't know how else to explain Miley Cyrus and her mom showing up to his book-signing at a Tennessee Christian bookstore last night. Not even Alec, the only working brother left, could pull off this kind of marketing coup. Okay, sure, he could get Tina Fey, but what's she done lately?

Stephen Baldwin: 1. Relevancy: 1,489,376.

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