Oct 29 2009Stephanie Pratt formally charged with DUI
Seen here conveniently riding a bike yesterday because attention whoring is in her blood, Stephanie Pratt has been formally charged with DUI despite her protests that she was barely drunk. TMZ reports:
Pratt's two breathalyzer tests registered .08 and .09 -- the legal limit is .08 -- so she was arrested and held on $5,000 bail.
If convicted, Pratt could face up to six months in jail and a $1,000 fine.
As someone who has driven home many times thinking the glove box was the steering wheel, I feel for Stephanie Pratt because she just hit the legal limit. Then again, kids, you roll the dice anytime you get behind the wheel after drinking, and sometimes you lose. (Except in my case because I stick to the cornfields.)
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Oct 18 2009Stephanie Pratt arrested for DUI
Seen here in her only useful form, Stephanie Pratt just got snagged for DUI early this morning, according to TMZ:
Law enforcement tells us Pratt, who appears frequently on MTV's "The Hills," was busted this morning at 3:45 AM PT in Hollywood.
She was taken into custody. Her bail is set at $5,000.
While it's a shame Stephanie's set such a bad example for the 13-year-old girls who watch The Hills, the true tragedy here is that she didn't at least have the decency to eject Spencer through the windshield after hitting a tree. Where does the selfishness end with these kids?
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Sep 29 2009Stephanie Pratt thinks she has a career
Stephanie Pratt apparently thinks it'll be a smart move to quit The Hills, according to Hollyscoop:
Audrina Patridge has already scored her own reality show on MTV with Mark Burnett, so where does that leave Stephanie Pratt and Lo Bosworth?
"I think Audrina, Lo and I are all going to leave after these 10 episodes," Stephanie told Hollyscoop exclusively during our "Closet Raiders" segment, which airs on 'Hollyscoop' TV on KTLA this Sunday night.
"I don't know how much more I can take of The Hills," added Stephanie. "The Hills is very brutal."
She adds, "We've all grown up. It's not the original girls moving to LA trying to make it. Right now everyone's fighting to be the queen or king of LA."
Right. Because when I think of the king or queen of LA, I think about one of the vapid automatons from the The Hills. These kids are seriously delusional, and also the laziest fuckers I've ever met. Stephanie makes $65,000 an episode for doing nothing more than having the same last name as her brother. For half the price, I'd not only change my last name to Pratt, but create tense scenarios by randomly touching my cast-mates breasts. You can't buy that kind of drama. (Except for the price I mentioned earlier.)
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Sep 15 2009Tori Spelling should stick to sweaters and other news
- Kanye West finally calls Taylor Swift to personally apologize and ask why the hell she doesn't read his blog. IT'S BETTER THAN THE INTERNET!!! [PopEater]
- Zac Efron or Robert Pattinson might be trolling Craigslist for a male Asian lover. Quick, someone get Jon Gosselin. [Lainey Gossip]
- Lady GaGa continues to fight crime by striking fear into the penises of criminals. [Just Jared]
- Kate Hudson looks about as thrilled to be at A-Rod's baseball game as Madonna at an exorcism. [PopSugar]
- Mickey Rourke has sex with models and they don't want people to know about it? The man was up for an Osc- oh, right, his face. [Celebslam]
- Stephanie Pratt literally begs to get into a VMA party only to have her credit card denied when she orders a bottle of champagne. Anyone else feel like they just heard the most heartwarming story of their life?[The Blemish]
- Megan Fox on Today. [ICYDK]
- La Toya Jackson is not what small children want to see when they're eating ice cream. "Mommy, this sundae tastes like nose." [Celebitchy]
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Sep 4 2009Stephanie Pratt in a bikini
These are shots of Stephanie Pratt filming scenes for The Hills yesterday in Malibu, and it's ironic that this new season apparently features nothing but Kristin Cavallari and Stephanie in bikinis, yet I'll never watch a single episode. And not even because I have shit to do. Seriously, I once spent an entire afternoon trying to draw a Ninja Turtle on a napkin only to give up and sleep in a hammock for five days without waking up. Feel free to use that as quote, MTV.
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Jul 9 2009Stephanie Pratt in a swim.. thing
Sorry for the late start, folks. Whatever wizardry that lets me post to the site decided to shit the bed this morning, so here's Stephanie Pratt in San Diego yesterday wearing some sort of swimwear. If it's supposed to draw attention away from her awkward hips: Mission accomplished. On a related note, how does this chick always manage to show as much breast as possible without any sign of nipple? It's like they're little ninjas. Or ghosts. *hides under bed*
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Jul 1 2009Stephanie Pratt in a bikini
Following in the constantly mugging footsteps of her brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt did some canned bikini posing in Miami yesterday. You might remember her from such posts as the girl who claimed starring on The Hills made her bulimic which puts me in sort of an awkward position here. If I say Stephanie looks good, I'm encouraging women to have eating disorders. But if I say she looks bad, then I'm still encouraging eating disorders. So how about I just push Heidi Montag down a well and we call it a draw? That work for you guys? Awesome.
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Jun 17 2009Stephanie Pratt: 'The Hills made me bulimic'
Following in the footsteps of her older brother Spencer, Stephanie Pratt will do anything for the cover of Us Weekly. Even if it includes claiming the entire cast of The Hills caused her to skip the gym and go right to bulimia. Those diabolical bitches:
The 5-foot-7 23-year-old reveals she began bingeing and purging after watching a scene she shot with Lauren Conrad in 2007 after first joining the cast: "I was horrified. I remember saying, 'I can't believe how huge I look walking over to Lauren.'"
Another time, when filming in Hawaii in bikinis, the size 0-2 Pratt -- in a bikini and cover-up -- asked costar Audrina Patridge, "What looks better, 'shirt on or off?'" Patridge said 'On.'" Says Pratt, "The producers never put pressure on us to lose weight," but adds, "It's embarrassing working with skinny girls."
So, wait, you mean starring on The Hills caused Stephanie to become a vapid attention whore with an eating disorder? Get the fuck out. And here I thought the show was a breeding ground for young Mother Teresas. With fake tits.
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