Apr 23 2009Michelle Williams & Spike Jonze getting married?
- Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze are rumored to marry this summer. Unless, of course, Mary-Kate Olsen kills him first. -- Too soon? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kevin Federline to become NutriSystem spokesman. Right after he challenges Britney to a pie-eating contest. UPDATE: She won. And doctors are confident they can reattach Jayden's finger. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan claims Natalie Portman has been her rock during break up with Samantha Ronson. WTF? That's like me saying Spider-man and I grab drinks every Thursday. Wait, that's true. Bad example. [Lainey Gossip]
- Hugh Jackman shoots down rumors he's gay in this Sunday's Parade magazine. Senior citizens across America will be pleased. Then take a nap. [Just Jared]
- Brad Pitt is learning how to fly. Who would win in a fight: Brad in a plane or Superman? But it's the gay Bryan Singer one. Discuss. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Nick Cannon and SpongeBob heart Earth Day. How does this guy have sex with Mariah Carey? Not counting she's crazy. [MTV Buzzworthy]
- Mel Gibson's mistress plays the piano in her lingerie. Which is cool. I play the saxophone in a Speedo. (Ladies?) We should jam sometime. [Radar Online]
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Jul 25 2008Michelle Williams dating director Spike Jonze
Michelle Williams is dating director Spike Jonze. Spike is the director of the upcoming film Where the Wild Things Are and is currently getting his nuts kicked in for having the audacity to make a kid's movie devoid of fart jokes. But at least he gets to have sex with someone who will constantly compare him to Heath Ledger. Wow, I really suck at cheering people up. Star reports:
"Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips," says an eyewitness who saw the couple together the morning of July 2 leaving Spike's Manhattan apartment. "There was definitely a little bit of caressing going on. She was clutching his arm. The body language was very romantic."
Okay, I'm willing to believe Michelle Williams is dating Spike Jonze. They're both weird; it works. But here's where Star lost me: "Michelle kissed Spike with a closed mouth on the corner of his lips." Who the hell talks like that? May I suggest a more believable dialog: "Tipping his top hat towards the lady, he offered his hand, and together they hailed a horseless carriage. Perhaps a promenade at the tavern would find this evening well. Afterward, sir and madam retired to their quarters for carnal pleasures punctuated with scones and haberdashery." It's almost like you're there!
