Nov 14 2008Sarah Palin wears short shorts
Hello, hello. These are photos of Sarah Palin chilling by the pool at her Miami hotel yesterday. She was in town for the Republican Governors Association meeting where she was all business, but after hours, she's all sexy a gosh-darn don'tcha know. Not bad looking legs on the Governor. Almost makes me reconsider my vote. Okay, not really, but if she ever wants to shoot some moose together, I'm game.
NOTE: For the record, I hunt Adam & Eve style: Au naturale. Governor?
If you want to scope out some more Sarah Palin legginess, the rest of the set can be found exclusively on Celebuzz.
Aug 15 2008Kim Kardashian defies laws of physics, wears short shorts
Before adorning her ass, Kim Kardashian's shorts once functioned as a table cloth for a family of 12, a hot air balloon cover and an old time revival tent. They would later go on to become the official plaid donor for not only the PGA tour, but the entire country of Scotland. True story.
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Apr 18 2008Hayden Panettiere and the Friday song
Aw yeah, it's Friday, Fr-Fr-Friday,
What? What? Friday,
Yes! Yes! Friday,
What's on Friday? Fr-Fr-Friday,
Hayden's short shorts,
With some boobies,
Freaking short shorts with some boobies,
Say whaaaaat?
Wow. Jesus. Let's, uh, let's pretend that didn't just happen. Have a great weekend, everybody. I'm going to call my therapist now. *picks up phone* Hello? Dr. Zaius? Yeah, it's the singing again...
Apr 2 2008Gisele Bundchen, your, uh, butt's sticking out
Gisele Bundchen poses for a photo shoot in Malibu with fashion photographer Mario Testino. (Hehe. Testino.) I used to think I had the greatest job in the world until I saw this crew-member diligently working to make sure Gisele's ass looks magnifico. Truly he's doing God's work and shall be rewarded for such in the kingdom of Heaven. Right after I push him off a cliff and steal his identity. Professional ass-pattery, here I come!
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Mar 18 2008Jennifer Aniston wears short shorts
Here's shots of Jennifer Aniston wearing short shorts on the set of her new movie Marley & Me where she may or may not be riding horses made of butterscotch with Owen Wilson. Or something to that effect. These pictures might not have anything to do with anything but I just stared into Amy Winehouse's melted face, so I desperately need something hot. And right about now that bar is pretty low. I'm talking core of the Earth low. You could put a baked potato in a Speedo and I'd probably be turned on. State of Idaho, let's get freaky.
Aug 10 2007Hayden Panettiere wears short shorts
I wasn't originally going to post these pictures of Hayden Panettiere running around Los Angeles in short shorts, but then I looked at them. With my eyes. I think you'll agree I made the right decision. And I don't want to be one of those creeps that points out when an underage celebrity is going to turn 18, but Hayden turns 18 in a week and a half. I'm just saying. Because, you know, I have wild fantasies about her being able to get into R-rated movies on her own. And buying cigarettes.
Jun 8 2007Mila Kunis was born with no ass
Mila Kunis, the chick from That 70's Show, was spotted wearing short shorts in Hawaii while filming Forgetting Sarah Marshall. And I'm not a doctor by any stretch of the imagination (except that I am a doctor) but shouldn't her shorts be filled with something? Like with, say, a pair of buttocks? I mean she's cute and all, but this plank of wood I found in the dumpster has a bigger ass than her. I read somewhere that they use her butt to calibrate rulers.
May 9 2007Pamela Anderson see-through shirt
Pamela Anderson was spotted in Agoura Hills wearing short shorts and a slightly see-through shirt. Which isn't actually news, but it's a super slow day so this is the kind of crap you're going to have to deal with. The next celebrity to order lunch or get in their car will probably end up on the site.
