Jul 2 2008Rob Lowe's wife seems really awesome to work for - if you're in the Klan

The Lowe family seems fantastic to work for. In their ongoing legal battle with former nannies accusing them of everything from unpaid wages to flagrant masturbation, new accusations have arisen. Another ex-nanny, Laura Boyce, is claiming Sheryl Lowe made racially slurred accusations when she called in sick. Sheryl, fancying herself a doctor, issued her own diagnosis revolving around fellatio and minorities. Huh. Missed that episode of House. TMZ reports:

A former Lowe nanny has filed new legal papers, reiterating her most shocking claim -- that when she tried to call in sick to work one day, Sheryl Lowe yelled the reason for her illness was "she got strep throat from sucking n****r d**k. I mean black d**k."
"At the time," Boyce says, "I was dating an African-American man."

Well, these accusations prove one thing: Sheryl Lowe is a frequent commenter on this site! Ha! I kid. (Maybe.) Anyway, I love how Sheryl tries to smooth things over by saying "I mean black dick" after dropping the N-word. Because that softens the blow of accusing an entire race of carrying disease in their wangs. That's like lighting someone completely on fire then saying "Shit, my bad. Have a wetnap."

May 1 2008Rob Lowe's wife sued for sexual harassment

There's something sweet about a couple that share common interests. In Rob and Sheryl Lowe's case, it's getting sued for sexual harassment. Aww, now that's good marriage-ing. While Rob is facing allegations of his own, Sheryl just got nailed in a lawsuit from another former nanny. Apparently Mrs. Lowe is a bit of an exhibitionist, according to People:

Laura Boyce, who worked for the couple for seven months in 2007, claims Sheryl Lowe created an "extremely sexually offensive and hostile work environment ... behaving in a ... perverted, disgusting and crude manner."
Boyce also alleges that Sheryl used the "n" word in reference to Boyce's boyfriend, who was an NBA player.
Sheryl also allegedly "walked around naked, completely exposing herself" to Boyce, asked about her boyfriend's private parts and talked about Sheryl's sex life with Rob.

I don't know what these people are complaining about. Working for the Lowes sounds AWESOME. In fact, I'd like to offer Rob and Sheryl my services. I've got no problem with nudity and, Sheryl, feel free to ask me anytime if my dong is long like Donkey Kong.*

*Editor's Note: It's itty and bitty like the Kong's pal Diddy.