Nov 20 2009Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year
Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna's defense, I'm pretty sure the paps wouldn't have shown after she called unless there were promises of making with the goods. But then again, that was probably a given. "Gentelmen, Shauna Sand's having a quiet dinner with her kids tonight. Who wants to shoot some labia?"
Scope Out (12) Pics of Shauna After the Jump
Nov 18 2009Shauna Sand to Carrie Prejean: 'Sell the tape!'
Because she's a mother, first, and a pornographer, second - but mostly both at the same time - Shauna Sand wrote a letter to Carrie Prejean encouraging her to save herself a mountain of legal fees and just let Vivid Entertainment's Steven Hirsch buy the rights to her sex tape. Via TMZ:
I told Steven that I wanted to eliminate any compensation to the third party since it was my movie that I not only starred in, but also directed and added the music to. I also told him that I wanted to be involved in the marketing of the movie as I really cared about it.
I'm really glad I made that decision. I'm proud of my body and of the passion that I felt during the making of the movie which became "Shauna Sand Exposed."
Why don't you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver's seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I'd be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.
Anyone at all surprised to find out Shauna Sand spends her free time adding music to her own homemade porn? I didn't even know that was a quality you could look for in a woman. My God, so many years wasted doing it all wrong... It ends TODAY!
Continue Reading "Shauna Sand to Carrie Prejean: 'Sell the tape!'"
Nov 10 2009Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.
Because apparently it's Celeb Moms Turning Their Kids into Potential Serial Killers Day, here's Shauna Sand exposing her freakishly sewn-on nipples to the paparazzi last night - with her daughter sitting right next to her. Granted, the poor girl is probably well-trained in plugging a leaky implant by now, I'm sure just once she'd like to have a mother/daughter night that doesn't end in "Be a good girl and collect the dollar bills for mommy." Just once.
Pics link to NSFW versions.
Scope Out (12) Pics of Shauna After the Jump
Continue Reading "Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy."
Oct 30 2009Shauna Sand flashes her panties and other news
- Jessica Biel finally has a realistic perception of her acting career. [Lainey Gossip]
- Colin Farrell produces another male heir to his drunken throne, but who shall be named king? Load those bottles with bourbon, men. The joust is on! [PopEater]
- Khloe Kardashian's ass was built for grizzly bear fighting. Not beauty. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jim Carrey vomits Christmas. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton might go on tour. For her music career. If people actually pay money for this, I think it's safe to say the recession is over, agreed? [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson shops at Rite-Aid and I guarantee you there is nothing he could pick up a prescription for that still wouldn't yield him 500 screaming vaginas in the parking lot. And Tom Cruise. [PopSugar]
- Ryan Seacrest's knife-wielding stalker was arrested today outside E! Studios. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson isn't pregnant, but honestly, who really thought her womb was capable of holding anything besides an entire Motley Crue tour bus? [The Blemish]
Continue Reading "Shauna Sand flashes her panties and other news"
Oct 22 2009Shauna Sand is auctioning her shit
Shauna Sand posted a video online today (After the jump) where she reveals she's hawking her personal shit on eBay tomorrow. Everything from heels to swimsuits to personally autographed photos that if somebody ever gave me as a gift, I'd have the legal right to shoot them in the pancreas. Mom.
Thanks to Ryan who wonders how you set your eBay Alerts to "Warn me if she sells her tits." (That should really be an option.)
Scope Out Shauna's Personal Message After the Jump
Oct 13 2009Shauna Sand's topless sex tape cover
Here's the cover for Shauna Sand's upcoming sex tape which she claims was never authorized because that tactic worked out awesome for the Armenian chick with the gigantic ass. Except one small problem, every one and their mother has seen Shauna's naked breasts by this point, and Kim Kardashian doesn't look like she died five years ago but continues to walk among us in search of more collagen. (Yet.)
NSFW version here.
Oct 12 2009Shauna Sand brings her own pumpkins
Shauna Sand took her daughter to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch Sunday afternoon, and you've got to be kidding me. There's no way this is happening: Shauna Sand is not wearing clear stripper heels. It's almost as if she finally realized there's such a thing as appropriate attire for family outings - then went the completely opposite direction after deciding on shoes. But, hey, it's a start.
Scope Out (24) Pics of Shauna After the Jump
Oct 8 2009Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater]
- Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Suri Cruise drinks Pellegrino already? [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey should just hire Blackwater. [Celebslam]
- Naomi Watts is somehow the "Most Bankable Actress in Hollywood." [PopSugar]
- Zac Efron hates his own movies. [Wonderwall]
- Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.) [ICYDK]
Scope Out (16) Pics of Alessandra After the Jump
