Jun 19 2007Shar Jackson suing Star
Shar Jackson has hired a lawyer to sue Star Magazine for sticking to their story that she's pregnant with Kevin Federline's baby. Shar says through her rep:
"When my kids hear things at school and then ask me if they are getting a new brother or sister, I have to put my foot down." Shar is willing to prove to the magazine that she is not pregnant, and tells Star's editor-in-chief, Bonnie Fuller, "I stand by my truth by offering you an EPT test if you stand by yours and reveal your 'source' to me."
This is Star magazine we're talking about. She really doesn't have to take a pregnancy test for them. Last week they reported that the world was flat and that babies come from storks. Quality journalism isn't exactly their strong suit.
Jun 13 2007UPDATE: Shar Jackson pregnant with Kevin Federline's baby
Shar Jackson is reportedly seven weeks pregnant with another of Kevin Federline's children. She got a positive result from a home pregnancy test and then confirmed it with a visit to her gynecologist a few days later. A good friend of hers tells Star:
“Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She’s really scared of what he’ll say – if he’ll be excited or furious. She said, ‘What if he doesn’t want another kid?’ After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby. She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.”
Wow. Really? I mean really? I can't figure out who's dumber, Kevin Federline for being Kevin Federline or Shar Jackson for letting him get her pregnant three times. After having two of his kids you'd think she would've already learned her lesson. And by learned her lesson I mean killed herself. How do you have K-Fed's penis inside of you and go on living?
UPDATE: Shar Jackson is denying the story and tells Us, "It is not even remotely true.”
Jun 19 2006Britney Spears really needs the help
Page Six reports Britney Spears was a complete mess before her Dateline interview with Matt Lauer last week. When they showed up to her Malibu mansion they found her alone without any of her publicists, and she insisted on doing her own hair and makeup, which turned out terribly and one of her fake eyelashes even fell off when she started crying during the interview.
"When [the NBC crew] got there, they thought they had the wrong day . . . During the interview, no one was there to rein things in," we're told. Spears, when asked about Kevin Federline being with a pregnant Shar Jackson when they first met, shot back, "Julia Roberts' husband had a pregnant wife when he hooked up with Julia, but no one ever talked about that!" Spears wore flip-flops, a see-through tank and micro-mini jeans. Reps tried to control the damage on Friday. "They asked NBC not to release footage to places like E!," said a source. Asked why Spears was on her own for the interview, Sloane Zelnick said, "Britney is a grown-up and makes her own decisions."
If you happened to miss the interview I've posted the entire thing here and after the jump. Britney obviously doesn't come off as very intelligent, but the best part is seeing her try to use air quotes when she clearly has no idea how to. Oh wait, no idea "how" to. Check out the clips to see what I'm talking about.
May 3 2006Kevin Federline reveals all
Kevin Federline had a candid radio interview with Big Boy the other day, and in it talks about wanting a threesome with Jessica Alba, choosing to save Sean Preston over Britney Spears if they were both drowning in the ocean, and thinking Britney Spears is better in bed than Shar Jackson. None of that has to do with Kevin Federline standing proudly on top of a Maserati, I just felt you'd need a visual reminder as to who the ass clown speaking was. Listen to the entire interview here, and then do something to get rid of the mental image of Shar Jackson and Kevin Federline having sex. I recommend dousing your face in bleach.
Thanks to TK for the pic.
Jan 24 2006Shar Jackson gets revenge
Shar Jackson has struck back at Britney Spears by giving K-Fed gonorrhea sleeping with Spears' ex-husband, Jason Alexander. Jackson showed up at the 25th-birthday party for singer Ray J, Brandy's younger brother, in L.A. Saturday night with Alexander. A spy says, "They made out all night before going upstairs to the off-limits bedroom area of the house." The rumpled duo rejoined the party an hour later, we hear - much to the surprise of Brandy and her new beau, Nick Cannon. A rep for Jackson, when asked about Spears, was quoted as saying "You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend." On second thought, that quote might be from Bloodsport. Who the hell knows.
The point is that Shar has upped the stakes in the Hillbilly Skank wars. Britney can now respond by turfing Shar's yard or setting a bag of flaming poop on her porch. Of course, these things generally end in a drunken girl-fight, which doesn't sound nearly as sexy now as it did a few years ago. And there are no winners in the heavyweight division.
Jul 25 2005Kevin Federline misses son's birthday
Page Six reports that Kevin Federline skipped the first birthday party of his son Kaleb, one of his two kids with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson. A spokeswoman for Shar claims that Kaleb's birthday last Wednesday "came and went without a visit, present or phone call from Kevin or Britney."
It must be hard to keep track of all your kids' birthdays when you've got like a billion of them to random women you met in hillbilly land. My friend Kiori memorized pi to 36,623 digits and even she can't count the number of hillbilly kids that Kevin Federline has running around. And maybe I made that up, but maybe Kevin Federline is also a manwhore. You be the judge.
Jul 11 2005Quentin Tarantino and Shar Jackson are dating
Us Weekly is reporting that Quentin Tarantino is dating Kevin Federline's ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson, going to Las Vegas last weekend and acting like a couple. Witnesses at Nobu say they "held hands like a couple" and were "very touchy". A spokesperson for Shar insists they are just friends and were celebrating her mother's birthday, but they were more recently caught watching a movie together at Century City. And judging from their clothes, these are obviously two of the coolest players in town. Wait, did I say players? I meant hobos.
