Jul 2 2009Gary Coleman has a shitty life
Gary Coleman's 23-year-old bride Shannon Price decided it was time for an old-fashioned midget smackdown and was arrested for domestic violence last night. TMZ reports:
According to the sheriff's website, Shannon Price was booked for the two misdemeanors at 8:32 PM and then released on $1,205 bond.
Cops tell us Shannon allegedly broke household items belonging to Gary and that he was not physically harmed.
I love how the police are obviously covering for him because it sucks enough that he's Gary Coleman, so why let everybody know his wife used him as a human kickball until he bounced into the cordless phone and dialed 911 while careening off the oven? Give the poor man-ball some privacy.
May 1 2008Gary Coleman and wife on Divorce Court
Gary Coleman's episode of Divorce Court aired today (video after the jump) and there's nothing like seeing a giant redhead describe the child-like antics of Arnold Drummond. For those of you who missed Monday's post, here's how Gary's wife Shannon describes his temper:
"If he doesn't get his way, he throws a temper tantrum like a five-year-old does. He like stomps the floor and yells, 'Meehhhh,' and starts throwing stuff around. He bashes his head in the wall, too."
You know who else likes to headbutt? Amy Winehouse. I hear she's getting a divorce, too. Maybe Amy and Gary can work some rebound magic which, according to legend, will unleash Armageddon. Woo-hoo! Bring on some Four Horsemen, baby!
UPDATE: Okay, my Wii started working again so I'm no longer bored. Can I, uh, get a rain check on that Apocalypse? There's gotta be a reset button somewhere like the Pope's butt crack or something. I dunno go way. Mario Karting. Turtle shells are cool!
