Aug 31 2009Carrie Prejean sues for 'religious discrimination.' Christ...
Carrie Prejean filed a lawsuit today claiming Shanna Moakler and Keith Lewis, but strangely not the Donald, subjected her to "religious discrimination, defamation, public disclosure of private facts, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and negligent infliction of emotional distress." Carrie had teased a lawsuit a month ago only to use the opportunity to push her upcoming book, and Miss California Pageant officials are calling her out for the same tactic, according to TMZ:
TMZ just received the following statement from Miss California USA honcho Keith Lewis, lashing back at the lawsuit Carrie Prejean filed against him this morning for religious discrimination:
"It appears that suits from both sides are now inevitable against the other. I would guess Carrie sees it as a chance to get publicity for her upcoming book because in the interviews I have seen, she talks about the suit and the book in the same breath.
We have no problem with her selling lots of books - considering in the current situation we could stand to profit from every copy she sells.
For us, it has never been about her beliefs and we have always just wanted to move on.
But it seems like Carrie really has nothing new to talk about or anything new in her life so the impression is she just keeps looking for ways to rehash her position as a victim because of her onstage answer."
How do I explain this to Carrie Prejean without hand puppets? The Miss California Organization invested in you, particularly in the chest region, to be the face and again, chest, of their Company. You were an Employee. But should an Employee decide to publicly latch onto divisive political causes in violation of its contract, whether it be bigoted anti-gay marriage legislation or retarded hippie protests with Move-On.org, the Company has every right to protect its investment. So, basically, you're still free to say whatever you want, but your employer is still free to fire you. That's not censorship, that's CAPITALISM. And in case you inexplicably missed the memo while subbing at FOX News, Jesus wants to dip his balls in it. It's his favorite.
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Jul 31 2009Carrie Prejean sues Miss California Organization. But not really.
Carrie Prejean is a crafty bitch. Last night the front page of a lawsuit targeting the Miss California Organization for slander and libel was leaked online which opened the door for Carrie to appear on Access Hollywood today where she said no suit would be filed and then conveniently started plugging her book:
But Prejean, who was dethroned in June, over what the Miss California USA group said were contract violations, told Bush she isn't going to sue her former bosses in court. Instead, Prejean said she plans to put pen to paper for her upcoming book.
"[Are] you going to file one?" Bush asked of a lawsuit.
"No, I mean, hopefully this will all just get taken care of," Prejean said. "There's definitely some things that are false that they've said about me and I think definitely the book will -- it's sort of like therapy for me. It's a way for me to just get out the truth, really.
"The book's going to be amazing," she said. "Everything in the book is factual. I could never say something that's not true... Everything that is in the book I can either back it up with e-mails or witnesses. I'm really excited about that. I just can't wait for that book to come out and for people to see it. I really think their jaws are going to drop."
So, remember when Carrie Prejean said the topless photos of her were taken when she was only 17 then changed her story to say a breeze blew her shirt open? Did a ventriloquist say those words? Because obviously Carrie can't tell a lie. Kind of like Superman if you don't count the time he knocked up Lois then said he had to go to the bathroom. On Krypton.
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May 14 2009Shanna Moakler to Miss California: 'Stop lying.'
Instead of letting sleeping fake breasts lie, Shanna Moakler went on the offensive this morning against Carrie Prejean. Shanna called into Ryan Seacrest to explain why she resigned from the Miss California USA organization and stated she has no ill will towards Donald Trump. Via Sawf News:
Moakler says she was in agreement with Donald Trump at the press conference on Tuesday, during which he announced that Prejean would continue as Miss California, but seeing how things were playing out afterwards she decided to quit.
"The turning point for me was watching the Today show," Moakler told Ryan Seacrest during a phone in to his Morning Show on KISS FM on Thursday.
"She [Prejean] was sitting there continuing to lie...it is obvious to everybody that the lying is still going on. I just couldn't stand behind her," Moakler added.
Okay, this situation is getting way out of hand. Fortunately, I've come up with a solution that should satisfy all parties involved. Long, story short: Shanna, Carrie and I have a crazy three-way while Donald Trump cuts me a check for $1 million. Our nation needs to heal, dammit! (I'll be in the hot tub.)
Video of Carrie Prejean on Today After the Jump.
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May 13 2009Shanna Moakler resigns from Miss California organization
- Shanna Moakler resigned in protest today from the Miss California USA organization. Is it because she wants to do more topless stuff? Say it's the topless stuff. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Spencer Pratt literally calls himself the "White Jay-Z" after releasing a rap single. Everyone in hip-hop is a bitch if this kid doesn't get shot TONIGHT. I said it. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Brooke Hogan banned her mom Linda Hogan from her 21st birthday party last week. Apparently, there was a one tranny limit. Understandable. [Celebslam]
- Wanda Sykes' and her wife are the proud mothers of twins. The babies are only two weeks old and already want Rush Limbaugh to die. Aww... [Just Jared]
- Ewan McGregor stopped by Regis & Kelly this morning which raises the age-old question "Who would win in a fight: Obi-Wan, or the Penis Button?" [Lainey Gossip]
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May 12 2009Katie Price likes to drink
- Peter Andre blames Katie Price's drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn't buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine's looking a bit dingy... [Allie is Wired]
- Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by dressing up like who the fuck knows what? On a happier note, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge now know a new level of fancy. [Best Week Ever]
- Lady GaGa continues to push boundaries - by appearing on Ellen. Next stop, Regis & Kelly, bitches! [Videogum]
- Shanna Moakler looks a bit pissed today. Why do I get the feeling Donald Trump is about to get a heel to the testicles? But for free this time. [Jezebel]
- Jennifer Lopez is still making music? And Skeletor allows this? Huh. I thought there'd only Latin singing sensation allowed in that relationship. And it's their gay pool boy Ricky Martin. -- He's had a rough year. [PopSugar]
- Dakota Fanning gets her Twilight on. Apparently the sequel has flying bat children. Neat. [ICYDK]
Apr 30 2009Miss California goes to Washington
The controversial Miss California Carrie Prejean stopped by The Today Show this morning to announce she'll be joining the National Organization for Marriage and their "Gathering Storm" in Washington to campaign against gay marriage. E! News reports:
"I think this is a huge issue right now. People are very passionate of this issue. I think regardless of our opinions, we just need to respect each other when we disagree. It's all about respect."
If so, somebody forgot to tell the organizers of the Miss California pageant, whose codirector Keith Lewis today released the following statement on Prejean's foray into political activism:
"In the entire history of Miss USA, no reigning titleholder has so readily committed her face and voice to a more divisive or polarizing issue. We are deeply saddened Carrie Prejean has forgotten her platform of the Special Olympics, her commitment to all Californians, and solidified her legacy as one that goes beyond the right to voice her beliefs--revealing instead a much more opportunistic agenda."
Of course, the most hilarious aspect of this story is it comes off the heels of Shanna Moakler's revelation to Access Hollywood that The Miss California Organization paid for Carrie to get breast implants:
The organization paid for Carrie's breast enhancement prior to her competing in the Miss USA pageant, which was held in Las Vegas, almost two weeks ago.
"It was something that we all spoke about together," Shanna said referring to herself, Carrie and Keith Lewis, Shanna's co-executive director. "It was an option and she wanted it. And we supported that decision."
So, let me get this straight, Jesus is cool with fake tits, morally bankrupt beauty pageants and constant media whoring, but not gay marriage? Huh. I never really pictured JC as a homophobic douchebag from Orange County, but that seems to be the message these days. Keep spreading the Good News, Carrie!
Apr 2 2009Lindsay Lohan isn't leaving Man-Thing
- Lindsay Lohan denies break-up rumors again because, honestly, what else does she have to do? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Johnny Depp hugs fans in Puerto Rico. In related news, mainland America's female population decreased by 50% moments ago as boat sales skyrocketed. [Pop Sugar]
- Kate Walsh drinks wine while shopping, and it's sexy. I down an Olde E in Toys 'R Us, and it's "illegal." No such thing as celebrity justice, huh? [Just Jared]
- Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler break up again. These two are like Romeo & Juliet. Minus the suicide. -- Goddammit. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Seth Rogen is hosting SNL this weekend which will undoubteldy test the nation's aloofness threshold. [Videogum]
- Keira Knightley battles domestic violence with brutal PSA. [Jezebel]
- Mickey Rourke : stray dogs :: Me : one-legged strippers. [Best Week Ever]
- Octo-Mom gets a baby seat thrown through her minivan by vandal. Because that'll teach her about driving vans in this town! [Radar Online]
- The Osbournes' new reality show is a flaming pile of shit. Who could've predicted that? Not counting the entire Earth's population including fetuses. [Vulture]
- Heidi Montag has more "music" coming. You know what would be happier news? Scientists discovering a new strand of AIDS. [Allie is Wired]
Oct 14 2008Gerard Butler moves in on Travis Barker's ex
Almost as a direct response to Travis Barker blogging/whining about her not visiting him enough in the hospital, his ex-wife Shanna Moakler publicly hooked up with Scottish actor Gerard Butler at an LA club last night. Ouch. Nothing like sitting in a hospital bed with a charred wiener while your ex has crazy slow-motion sex on top of an elephant with the star of 300.
GERARD: This. Is. SPARTA! - And I'll call you.
SHANNA: But you don't have my number.
GERARD: Aye, that's a wee bonny lass. Have a ya seen me kilt?
SHANNA: Are you pretending to only speak Scottish so you don't have to call me?
GERARD: Begorra! .... Yes.
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