Jul 31 2009Seth Rogen shot down by Megan Fox and other news
- Robert Pattinson looks like "feminie," according to Twilight co-star Nikki Reed. She'll be dead within the hour. [Lainey Gossip]
- Katherine Heigl's mouth is basically one more retarded comment away from sodomizing her career. [Celebslam]
- Kevin Federline doesn't do tips. Unless it's his penis and no condoms are involved. Back me up, Jayden. [The Blemish]
- Ashley Tisdale says kissing Zac Efron is weird. Hmm, yes. I could see how him constantly asking "Hey, where's your penis?" could be a tad awkward. [PopEater]
- Jude Law's knows how to treat a lady he had unprotected sex with for a week. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together? Did the herpes not stick? I don't get it. [PopSugar]
Jul 30 2009Jennifer Aniston's headlights are on and other news
- Jon & Kate Plus 8 is still beloved by TLC. Then again, who doesn't love exploitation dollars? That shit's the best. [Just Jared]
- Tony Romo was "emotionally cheating" for months. Really? We're going to use complex terms for a situation involving Jessica Simpson? Why not? [Celebslam]
- Rachelle Lefevre gets another punch in the tits from Summit Entertainment. [Lainey Gossip]
- Seth Rogen has words for Katherine Heigl. [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan claims she dyed her hair blonde for a film role. HAHAHA! But, no, seriously, what's the real reason? Probation officer in town? [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox is tired of the Angelina Jolie comparison. Which is why she's marrying Billy Bob Thornton. That'll shut 'em up! [I'm Not Obsessed]
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Jul 21 2009Seth Rogen hates Entourage
After his unlikely romance with Katherine Heigl in Knocked Up was the subject of intense skewering on Sunday's episode of Entourage, Seth Rogen let E!'s Daily 10 know he thinks the show's creater Doug Ellin is a moron:
"Yeah, those guys are assholes. I actually ran into Matt ... Kevin Dillon in a Starbucks. And he's like 'You know, I've got to kind of apologize because apparently the guy who created our show doesn't like you so much.' And I said 'Well, I have reason to believe because I think [showrunner] Doug Ellin is a moron from all I can understand so it makes sense he doesn't like me.' And I've kind of said some disparaging things about the show. Although in our defense, [producer] Mark Wahlberg called us misogynistic in an interview, so I think they kind of started that.
It's on. Luckily I never have and never plan on watching Entourage."
I kind of expected a snappier comeback from Seth Rogen besides "Yeah, well, I'm never watching their show." Unless he knows something about premium cable ratings that I don't. Is there a highly profitable Seth Rogen demographic I'm unaware of?
Jul 8 2009James Franco knows how to give a speech
- George Clooney and Bill Murray party together? If there was ever a time to be a stripper, it's now, ladies. Ha, just kidding. It's always time to be a stripper. Now who wants dollar bills? [Lainey Gossip]
- Elizabeth Taylor might have aided Michael Jackson's prescription drug addictions. Probably by showing him her vagina and giving him chronic night terrors. So that's how he turned white... [PopEater]
- Kevin Federline has gained 85 pounds since his divorce from Britney Spears and even she's making fun of his weight which is almost hilarious if it weren't immediate grounds for suicide. No, seriously, Kevin, I don't care if you have to cover the gun in chocolate. It's time. [Celebslam]
- Kiefer Sutherland once encouraged a friend to keep acting. By punching him in the face. I don't care how much it costs, we need to get this man a tank, a missile silo full of Old Granddad and let him solve all the world's problem. Preferably before he drives drunk off a bridge, so time's a factor. [The Blemish]
- Cameron Diaz might be in that Green Hornet movie with Seth Rogen. Finally, a leading lady I can believe he has a chance with. With only half a bottle of roofies. [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey apologizes for her performance at Michael Jackson's memorial. Too late now, Mariah. The man will only die once. -- Or will he? [ICYDK]
- Lindsay Lohan is going to be a celebrity judge on Project Runway? Okay, sure. Because when I think of fashion, I think of an anorexic coke addict who constantly wears black leggings. You can't teach that kind of style. Without becoming an alcoholic at 15. True story. [PopSugar]
Apr 2 2009Lindsay Lohan isn't leaving Man-Thing
- Lindsay Lohan denies break-up rumors again because, honestly, what else does she have to do? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Johnny Depp hugs fans in Puerto Rico. In related news, mainland America's female population decreased by 50% moments ago as boat sales skyrocketed. [Pop Sugar]
- Kate Walsh drinks wine while shopping, and it's sexy. I down an Olde E in Toys 'R Us, and it's "illegal." No such thing as celebrity justice, huh? [Just Jared]
- Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler break up again. These two are like Romeo & Juliet. Minus the suicide. -- Goddammit. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Seth Rogen is hosting SNL this weekend which will undoubteldy test the nation's aloofness threshold. [Videogum]
- Keira Knightley battles domestic violence with brutal PSA. [Jezebel]
- Mickey Rourke : stray dogs :: Me : one-legged strippers. [Best Week Ever]
- Octo-Mom gets a baby seat thrown through her minivan by vandal. Because that'll teach her about driving vans in this town! [Radar Online]
- The Osbournes' new reality show is a flaming pile of shit. Who could've predicted that? Not counting the entire Earth's population including fetuses. [Vulture]
- Heidi Montag has more "music" coming. You know what would be happier news? Scientists discovering a new strand of AIDS. [Allie is Wired]
