Apr 6 2009Serena Williams in a bikini
These Serena Williams bikini pics taken in Miami might float some boats, or sink others. The important thing is I posted them like some sort of bikini-posting hero who doesn't care about age, race, or the ability to snap a man in half with one hand. But honest question: Do you think Common wears football pads while making love to Serena? Because I'm leaning towards "Yes, plus the helmet." Sort of like Hulk Hogan does with his girlfriend. Or Brooke. Whichever one.
Oct 14 2008Serena Williams still wearing a bikini
Tennis star Serena Williams went surfing yesterday in Hawaii with her rapper boyfriend Common. Whoa, wait. I understand she's built for strength not beauty, but she's dating Common? Jesus, I wonder how often they have this conversation:
COMMON: Baby, I did it again - with a grizzly bear. I really, really thought it was you this time. Honest. I'm so sorry.
GRIZZLY: RAWWWWR!
COMMON: Damn! Gimme that sugar.
GRIZZLY: RAWWWR?
COMMON: I'm gonna make this right, girl.
SERENA: *enters room* Common?
COMMON: Go away, bear! I'm trying to love my woman.
Oct 12 2008Serena Williams in a bikini
Wait. Did I miss the "Third Annual Try to Look Manlier than Brooke Hogan in a Bikini Contest?" Goddammit.
