Jul 30 2009Ashley Greene has nipples
Here's Twilight's Ashley Greene on a photo shoot in West Hollywood yesterday. Adrian Grenier reportedly had a shot at this and I'm going to assume it ended with "I don't need an Entourage cameo that bad, I'm in freaking Twilight. Now wash your penis." It's like you're almost there, isn't it? I'm magic.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that still can't make me see New Moon. More than once.
Jul 15 2009Lily Allen's showing her nipples again
Here's Lily Allen performing Sunday night in London in a see-through top with no bra, and it's almost to the point where I'd be amazed to look at Lily and not see her nipples. No, really, if I saw her in a sweater, I'm pretty sure I'd run into a church and demand a priest drench her with holy water. For the children.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions of monotonous nipplery.
Jul 8 2009Brad Garrett's girlfriend is kind of awesome
Here's Brad Garrett and his girlfriend Isabella at the 2009 World Series of Poker in Vegas, and hats off to their simple, yet effective strategy. It took me about 45 minutes to realize Brad was even in this shot, let alone that there's a poker game going on. So I'm pretty sure if I was playing, I would've said "Go Fish" before laying the deed to my house down on the table. And don't act like Kenny Rogers wouldn't have done the same thing. No one likes a liar.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that prove Everybody Loves Raymond. But mostly his residual checks.
Thanks to WickedChopsPoker.com for passing along the nips. My first-born child is in the mail.
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Jun 25 2009Ciara shops Britney-style (Read: Braless)
After looking at Kate Gosselin's ass, seeing an in-shape, and braless, Ciara wear a see-through top has pretty much given my eyes the will to live again. It was touch and go for a while there, but they've since put the gun down and stopped cursing me in Latin. (Long story.)
NOTE: Pics link to slightly NSFW versions of nipply-ness.
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Jun 23 2009Lily Allen's almost visible nipples
Lily Allen wore a blonde wig while dining at Nobu last night in London and also a see-through top, so don't act like you don't have time to squint to see some nipples. It's Tuesday which means you've already checked out for the weekend like 98% of the American workforce. Unless, of course, you're a pilot then, for Chrissakes, get off the Internet and man those controls. -- Ha, I'm kidding. I'm not flying anywhere. Knock yourself out.
Jun 13 2009Bethenny Frankel counts as a celebrity now
Because I don't watch any "Housewives" show that doesn't feature Bree Van De Kamp, I completely missed these shots of Bethenny Frankel (Real Housewives of New York) in a see-through top at the Apollo Theater 75th Anniversary Gala this week. If this is her way of joining the ranks of Paris and Lindsay, I should point out those two also had unprotected sex with a blogger without laughing at his Star Wars sheets. Just tossing that out there. (I'll start fluffing the Yoda pillows.)
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW version that a bunch of heroic perverts emailed me about. You've made the world a better place, my friends.
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Apr 17 2009Lady GaGa shouldn't be allowed near tape
Lady GaGa decided to pull the ol' "Pretend to Take Pictures of the Paparazzi" routine last night while leaving Bungalow 8 in London. It's a celeb tactic to deter the paps from taking shots because your face is obscured. Of course, it's slightly more effective when, I dunno, you're not wearing a see-through shirt with tape over your nipples. Seriously, she might as well have taken her top off and yelled "Cheese!"
Mar 30 2009Gwyneth Paltrow meant to do this
Here's Gwyneth Paltrow shopping at the Brentwood Country Mart yesterday with her weird-named cherubs. Now, I know what you're thinking, "Is her shirt completely see-through while out in public with her children?" And the answer is "no." You see, according to GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow is perfect, infallible, and smarter than you, so clearly this must be a mirage - with breasts. (Kind of.)
