Sep 21 2009Gwen Stefani's bra and other news
- Kelly Clarkson loves her giant ass. [PopEater]
- Lindsay Lohan keeps mixing coke with Twitter. [Lainey Gossip]
- Leelee Sobieski is pregnant and exactly two people care about this. One of whom will be maneuvering through a birth canal. [Just Jared]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and the twins she didn't have to birth ease her biological son into the fine art of purchasing children. [PopSugar]
- Drew Carey just wants to be remembered, dammit. He was on Cheers, right? [Celebslam]
- Viggo Mortenson sounds like a badass dad or a hippie if you enjoy bombing shit for Jebus. [Wonderwall]
- Kevin Federline couldn't care less if you make fun of his weight. Unless of course your words close down KFC, then the shit is ON! [The Blemish]
- Michael Jackson appears in a new clip from This is It and, surprise, he looks exactly like the Joker from Batman. I know, what are the odds? [Celebitchy]
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Sep 10 2009Kathy Griffin as Kate Gosselin and other news
- Dannielynn Birkhead is freaking THREE already. It seems like only yesterday she literally fell out of Anna Nicole Smith. [OK! Magazine]
- Gwen Stefani at NY Fashion Week. [Lainey Gossip]
- Penelope Cruz is either not pregnant anymore or wants her unborn child to have the mental wherewithal of Britney Spears. [Just Jared]
- Mickey Rourke is banging a model 30 years younger than him. God bless America. [PopEater]
- Felicity Huffman was mistaken for Madonna. So somebody found Felicity's corpse? I'm confused. [Celebslam]
- Sarah Jessica Parker dressing like she's in the 80s < Sarah Jessica Parker when it actually was the 80s. Robert Downey, Jr. knows what's up. (Or not because coke is delicious.) [The Blemish]
- Jessica Szohr should be the poster child to help find a cure for butterface. Seriously, amazing body, and then my dad's face after it fell asleep in a tanning bed. [Socialite Life]
Sep 2 2009Blake Lively is a dame and other news
- Lourdes Leon recreates Madonna's iconic "Like a Virgin" outfit which means it's only a few years until she's snatching babies from small African villages. They grow up so fast. [PopEater]
- Victoria Beckham's bolt-ons make the cover of Elle. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shia LaBeouf and Carey Mulligan take their love public. [PopSugar]
- Megan Fox has only let five men see her naked. And they were all me. Hey, if she gets to lie, so do I. [Celebslam]
- Sarah Jessica Parker does not reverse-age well. [The Blemish]
- DJ AM does NOT have kids. Or a will in case you were wondering. [Wonderwall]
- Kate Hudson and A-Rod have already moved in together, and she wants to get married. Because that's exactly what a guy who just settled a trillion dollar divorce wants to jump back into. Then again, he stuck his penis in Madonna, so what's one more horrible decision? [Celebitchy]
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Sep 1 2009Sarah Jessica Parker is having some form of intercourse in a city
Sarah Jessica Parker started filming scenes for Sex and they City 2 in New York yesterday, but none of you are even reading this because you've just had your eyes seared by Sarah Jessica's crotch. That being said, I expected there to be more tentacles gripping a wooden treasure chest with Matthew Broderick's testicles inside. Looks like I lost that bet.
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Jun 30 2009Khloe Kardashian gets Kim drunk
- Kim Kardashian got trashed at Khloe's 25th birthday and somehow a sex tape didn't emerge. I'm as shocked as you are. [Khloe Kardashian]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick want you to look at the new babies they bought. Or as I like to call them the "Sorry I Cheated on You, Horseface" Twins. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nicky Hilton enjoys laughing at the misfortune of others. That's for the two people who actually think there's a good Hilton sister. I'll let you guess who they are. [The Blemish]
- Vanessa Minnillo rebounds with Topher Grace. How sad must be it for Nick Lachey to learn the villain from the shitty Spider-man movie obviously has more money than him? [Celebslam]
- Kelly Brook's boyfriend wore a Michael Jackson T-shirt today which means he's gay and she should start having unprotected sex with me. Hey, you can't argue with science. [Just Jared]
- Zac Efron wears a life preserver on a short boat trip. Somebody get this kid a towel. For his vagina. [PopSugar]
- Chace Crawford has a new haircut! And yet somehow this doesn't trump the non-stop media coverage of Michael Jackson's death. Is there no justice?! [ICYDK]
Jun 23 2009Britney Spears: Stateside and braless
- Robert Pattinson continues to film that movie that's not about vampires. Until after the first test screening that is. [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are the proud parents of twins. From another woman's vagina. Awww yeah! [Pink is the New Blog]
- Kevin Federline owes the IRS a shit-ton of back taxes. And by Kevin I mean Britney because let's be honest about who's going to cover it. [Celebslam]
- Dakota Fanning obviously wasn't having a light day. [The Blemish]
- Jenna Jameson doesn't like being called "wide." Human cock holster? Yes. Wide? Hell no. [ICYDK]
- Jon and Kate divorce episode set record ratings for the show. What can they exploit next? Got it! Sell Joel on the black market. That shit practically writes itself. [Just Jared]
- Lindsay Lohan was invited to the Transformers premiere last night. So, are they trying to jinx the movie? Some sort of tax write-off? I'm confused. [PopSugar]
Apr 29 2009Sarah Jessica Parker & Matthew Broderick will shut you up. With twins!
In response to rumors they're getting a divorce, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have announced they're expecting twins. Via surrogate that is. The AP reports:
Parker, 44, and Broderick, 47, "are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed," said a statement from the publicists.
The couple has a 6-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, and will mark their 12th wedding anniversary next month.
Details about the surrogate or her pregnancy were unavailable, the publicists said.
Because nothing proves a couple's undying love for each other than not even having the required sex to procreate. God, what devotion.
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Apr 8 2009Hugh Jackman thinks he's so tough...
- Hugh Jackman arrives at the Sydney premiere of Wolverine by jumping out of a helicopter. Somebody should put this guy in one of those superhero movies. [Vulture]
- Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are finally divorcing. He wants to date other women while she just wants to realize her dream of competing in the Kentucky Derby. Don't stop believing! [Allie is Wired]
- Levi Johnston continues to battle Sarah Palin in the press. Wants people to know he's not white trash, he just likes huntin', fishin' and knockin' bitches up. That's all. [Jezebel]
- Hugh Laurie is not a fan of pranks on the set of House. Then again his mother was killed by a marching band hiding inside an elevator, so I can see how this might offend him. [Videogum]
- Keith Urban scores a threesome with his wife Nicole Kidman and Taylor Swift. He was just about to quit country music altogether, but it turns out it can get you laid - and this time not with a relative. [Best Week Ever]
