Jun 29 2009Sacha Baron Cohen Understands the Promotional Power of Tanks
Despite the fact he purposefully wants the promotional appearances of Bruno to be as flamingly homosexual as possible, even Sacha Baron Cohen can't escape the greatest persuasive tool known to man: The tank. To put things in perspective, I'd actually considering marrying a woman there were promises of a tank at the reception. Of course, I'm only joking. Unless it talks like KITT from Knight Rider. Then you got me.
Bruno in theaters July 10.
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Jun 22 2009Sacha Baron Cohen is wacky
Here's Mike Myers Sacha Baron Cohen at a photocall for Bruno in Berlin. The only thing missing from these pictures is a T-shirt with the word "poop" on it which would've been absolutely hilarious provided I traveled back in time and showed them to my eight-year-old self. In the meantime, I'm going to ask everyone to ignore the fact I just suggested a young boy should look at pictures of a quasi-naked man. Honestly, I don't know what that's all about, I just type whatever pops into my head. Dolphin getting a lap dance ham sandwich.
NOTE: I didn't really feel the need to censor these pics, but if your boss is freaked out by a felt penis, you might want to steer clear of the Muppet porn today. (Oh yeah, that shit's out there.)
Jun 16 2009Cristiano Ronaldo tries tanning the herp away
- Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed making this the last time I type her name again. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have sex in their friends' bathrooms during dinner parties. What is this weird feeling I'm experiencing toward Will Smith? It's almost like.. respect? That can't be right. [The Blemish]
- Adrian Grenier is dating Twilight's Ashley Greene which brings her star status to its all-time high of 1/1,000,000,000th of Robert Pattinson's. [PopSugar]
- Gwyneth Paltrow reaches new levels of insipidness by referring to Billy Joel as "William." Excuse me while I drive a bus into my own face. [Celebslam]
- Sacha Baron Cohen poses naked for cover of GQ. Surprisingly absent: Eminem's teabag-ready chin. [Just Jared]
- Russell Crowe on the set of Ridley Scott's Untitled Robin Hood Project. I think people still care about Russell Crowe, but don't quote me on that. Unless it's for the DVD jacket then by all means. [Lainey Gossip]
Jun 1 2009Eminem gets Bruno's nuts in his face
During an elaborate intro to present an award and promote Bruno, a winged Sacha Baron Cohen landed directly in Eminem's lap essentially tea-bagging him. Eminem was visibly pissed and his bodyguards batted Sacha around like a pinata before the entire entourage stormed out of the theater. Nobody knows if Enimem was in on it, but one thing's for certain: He had a man's balls on his chin, so you should probably stop respecting him as an artist. Just to be safe.
Apr 30 2009Jennifer Aniston still hates children
- Jennifer Aniston is NOT adopting a baby. No, Angelina would be expecting that. But a dolphin.... [PopSugar]
- Hugh Jackman bought breakfast for 800 Wolverine fans waiting in line in Arizona. See, kids, never having sex does pay off. Free bagels?! That's way better than a vagina! Awww yeah! [ICYDK]
- Paul Abdul apparently still doesn't realized she was duped by Sacha Baron Cohen for his upcoming movie Bruno. She does, however, know that gin is delicious. Yum yum. [Videogum]
- Daniel Craig wearing sweatpants. Hey, sometimes even James Bond feels like a fatty and doesn't want to leave the house. Fortunately, escort services deliver. God save the Queen! [Best Week Ever]
- Madonna gives Guy Ritchie the kids for the entire summer. Then again, that's when she slumbers 10,000 feet below the Earth's crust, and a Wii will only entertain them for so long. [Allie is Wired]
- Sarah Palin vs. Ann Coulter: It's like someone figured out what I think about when I masturbate. Then substituted Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter. [Jezebel]
