Aug 25 2009Hilary Duff is a Gossip Girl and other news
- Chris Brown is not allowed to contact Rihanna for five years. Which gives him plenty of time to have sexual reorientation surgery and become a man. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Gosling is dating Kat Dennings? But she wasn't in The Notebook... [Lainey Gossip]
- Sean Connery turned 79 today and pretty much every woman I know would still do him. Someone should build him a statue. [PopEater]
- Jessica Biel is the "most dangerous woman" on the Internet. Is it because I'd stab my grandmother just to feel the breeze of Jessica's ass? That's gotta be it. [Wonderwall]
- Katherine Heigl knows how to get a discount. Why do I suddenly want to be a furniture salesman? [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan's neighbors are tired of the plague she's beset upon them. Which I assume means Samantha Ronson's penis. [The Blemish]
- Shia LaBeouf bags another co-star which is basically futile after sleeping with Megan Fox. Unless he likes to cry during sex, then high five! [PopSugar]
- Paula Abdul has landed a job hosting the revamped VH1 Divas. Now she'll have even more of an excuse when she finds out Miley Cyrus is slated to perform. Gin will never taste so delicious. [ICYDK]
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Aug 6 2009Eric Dane shirtless and other news
- Michael Jackson had a blood-soaked shirt in his closet and people think this is weird? It's Michael Jackson. I'm surprised they didn't find Short Round from Indiana Jones in there. "Twenty years it take you to find me, Doctor Jones?! What the hell?" [PopEater]
- Ryan Gosling wearing a sleeveless shirt on a motorcycle. In case Eric Dane up top wasn't enough for you. [Lainey Gossip]
- Gwyneth Paltrow refers to people as "roaches." Adorable. [Celebslam]
- Rihanna will perform on the premiere of The Jay Leno Show in September. Provided Chris Brown doesn't beat her to it. Ha! Too soon? [Just Jared]
- Robert Pattinson seen speeding away from Kristen Stewart's house. Which can only mean one thing: They played Scrabble. SCANDALOUS! [PopSugar]
- Paula Abdul might be babysitting for the Obama girls. Wow. From judging American Idol to being a maid/nanny. And I thought alcoholism only lead to cool shit. Like jail. Or a funny STD that you'll laugh about with your friends. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jul 6 2009Kim Kardashian just lowered property values
- Lauren Conrad claims Ryan Gosling hit on her. Does he like them boring? I forget. [Lainey Gossip]
- Jenna Fischer is engaged. That's what she said. (See what I did there?) [PopEater]
- Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel aren't broken up. Just unhappily drifting through life's menial chores together. Whee? [Just Jared]
- Janice Dickinson still attracts men. -- I'm assuming large promises of cash are involved. Followed by roofies when that doesn't work. [Celebslam]
- Josh Duhamel admits he's climbed on the pole before. Wow. That's just too easy. You know, because Fergie has a penis. [The Blemish]
- Heidi Klum's child will not go hungry. Enough said. [PopSugar]
- Angelina Jolie and David Beckham might be making weird Armani ads together. Somewhere Tom Cruise is wondering what Angelina's got they he doesn't have. Besides the ability to not require a booster seat. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Aug 22 2008Rachel McAdams & Ryan Gosling undeniably back together (At last, certainty!)
It had been rumored in the tabloids: Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling REUNITED! However, it was only gossip and speculation. Our fragile hearts weren't ready to believe again. "Too soon," we said. "Too soon." But then, last night, love went out for coffee. The couple was spotted in Toronto sharing a tender moment and OMG it was exactly like The Notebook! Except this time with more pastries and no one has Alzheimer's yet. *sigh*
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