Mar 11 2009Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams get married

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Mandy Moore and Ryan Adams apparently got married yesterday in Georgia, according to People:

The couple, who got engaged just last month, tied the knot in Savannah, Ga., Moore's rep confirms to PEOPLE.
The singer-actress, 24, and Adams, 34, applied for a marriage license on Tuesday afternoon at the Chatham County Probate office in Savannah, according to a court source, who adds that the famous couple went unrecognized.

"The famous couple went unrecognized." I'm pretty sure that sentence just proved that they're actually not famous. But, hey, I'm not a linguistics professor - just a Word Wizard. SHAZOOIE!

Feb 12 2009Mandy Moore & Ryan Adams get engaged


Mandy Moore has apparently decided to rebound from her breakup with DJ AM by running back to musician Ryan Adams and marrying him. Makes perfect sense. People reports:

Details on the engagement weren't immediately available. Moore, 24, and Adams, 34, had dated off-and-on since March 2008.
Moore, who supported close pal and ex-boyfriend DJ AM in the wake of his plane crash, has also been linked to musician Greg Laswell, tennis star Andy Roddick, and actors Zach Braff and Wilmer Valderrama.

Wow. Is it me or did People magazine basically call Mandy Moore a whore? They might as well have reworded that last paragraph as "Mandy Moore banged a lot of dudes" because that's the message I got. Then again, I got the same message from this morning's Peanuts comic. It's a gift.

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May 13 2008Mandy Moore: Why is Ryan Adams touching my boobs - in a comic book store?


Folk singer Ryan Adams stole my signature move and took Mandy Moore out for a date yesterday - to the the comic book store. Now there's two things I love more than life itself: boobs and comics. And right now Rick Moranis' mutant love child has his hands on both. Had I known Mandy Moore was into my secret obsession, I would've asked her out years ago. Then I would've totally seduced her with old issues of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles where they all had red headbands. I'm practically Casanova over here!

Dedicated to Mike in Virginia who can finally read a post involving Ryan Adams, Mandy Moore and comics. Try not to spill your Tom Collins in a fit of dorkish joy.

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