Jun 16 2009Cristiano Ronaldo tries tanning the herp away
- Victoria Beckham had her breast implants removed making this the last time I type her name again. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith have sex in their friends' bathrooms during dinner parties. What is this weird feeling I'm experiencing toward Will Smith? It's almost like.. respect? That can't be right. [The Blemish]
- Adrian Grenier is dating Twilight's Ashley Greene which brings her star status to its all-time high of 1/1,000,000,000th of Robert Pattinson's. [PopSugar]
- Gwyneth Paltrow reaches new levels of insipidness by referring to Billy Joel as "William." Excuse me while I drive a bus into my own face. [Celebslam]
- Sacha Baron Cohen poses naked for cover of GQ. Surprisingly absent: Eminem's teabag-ready chin. [Just Jared]
- Russell Crowe on the set of Ridley Scott's Untitled Robin Hood Project. I think people still care about Russell Crowe, but don't quote me on that. Unless it's for the DVD jacket then by all means. [Lainey Gossip]
Apr 7 2009Kendra Wilkinson hearts guns
- Kendra Wilkinson posted pics of herself at the shooting range. Somewhere, Glenn Beck just grew a boner then immediately started crying and called it a socialist. [Kendra Wilkinson]
- Jessica Alba demonstrates how to go from super-hot actress to boring woman who's always at the park because no one wants to hire you. But at least she got the part before Lindsay Lohan who now has to settle for "Inevitably Dead in a Dumpster Girl." [Just Jared]
- Hugh Jackman hands out toys at a children's hospital. Oh, yeah, well I suffocated some old people in a retirement home. Who's bringing sweet blissful joy to others now, Jackman? In your face! [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Russell Crowe turns 45 and celebrates by eating an entire kangaroo. He'll say it's method acting, but his next role is a Holocaust survivor.* Nice try. [Radar]
- J.J. Abrams' Star Trek reboot is apparently full of attractive fellows. Unfortunately, ladies, you'll have to battle 45-year-old men in Picard jammies to get at them. (Hint: Flash your vagina. They'll think it's a Klingon and run for cover, or faint at the sight of their first one. Either way.) [Pink is the New Blog]
*Possibly not true.
Jan 29 2009Russell Crowe finally working out
Just because this seem apropos, here's Russell Crowe finally working out in Sydney this morning after stubbornly refusing to shed the weight he gained for Body of Lies. His gut supposedly cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott's Nottingham because she'd make Russell look huge. I guess they threatened to cast Rosie O'Donnell because after his bike ride, Russell ran a marathon then started at least ten bar fights. Good for the cardio.
Jan 13 2009Russell Crowe's obesity gets Sienna Miller fired
Russell Crowe's stubborn refusal to diet has cost Sienna Miller the role of Maid Marian in Ridley Scott's Robin Hood remake Nottingham. The Daily Mail reports
Crowe, 44, has not shed the four stone he gained for his role in the recent Body Of Lies, where he played a former journalist who hunts down terrorists from his armchair.
Fearing his older, gutsier Robin would look 'laughable' alongside her petit Marian, Miller was canned from 'Nottingham', a £110million remake of the Robin Hood tale.
With producers scrambling to find a replacement that will make Russell look more virile, possible contenders include Rosie O'Donnell, Kirstie Alley and comedian Louie Anderson who allegedly wants the same salary as Crowe: Unlimited chicken wings.
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Dec 22 2008Barack Obama shows off his presidential pecs
- Barack Obama hit the beach in Hawaii with his family for the holidays. Anyone else concerned that the paparazzi were able to get a shot of him? Jesus, after the Bush/shoe incident, remind me never to run for president. Because I'd win!
[Full set of nearly 40 photos of Barack and family in Hawaii at Celebuzz]
- Kendra Wilkinson has become "more conservative" and doesn't "flash anymore" since getting engaged. Wait. Then why am I even writing about her? Quick, what's Screech up to? [People]
- Russell Crowe is trying to get Gladiator director Ridley Scott fired from their latest movie Nottingham because he wants the actor to lose weight and show up for work on time. Here's a compromise: Shut down the omelet bar promptly before shooting. He'll either be on time - or thinner. [Page Six]
- Holly Madison plans on proposing to Criss Angel who says "what Holly and I have is really something that money can’t buy. She is enough for me." Read: I'm not paying for the ring unless it's from Hot Topic. [Us Magazine]
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