Jul 23 2009Rosario Dawson in a bikini
Here's Rosario Dawson vacationing in Italy this week and, wow, what the hell happened? She used to be stupid hot. This is like going to your favorite restaurant after a year or two only to find out they stopped serving cheese fries and the entire place turned into Sasquatch. But with breasts you can't stop staring out. God, this is confusing.
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Jul 18 2008Rosario Dawson hosing herself off in a bikini
Rosario Dawson in a bikini holding a garden hose. I can't think of a better summertime memory. It kind of reminds me of that sweltering August when I opened a "Lemonade and Lap Dance" stand. I was doing pretty well until the cops shut me down. To this day I still believe my mom tipped them off after dad came home smelling like Country Time and skeez. Too bad they couldn't arrest an eight-year-old. But they could send me to military school after giving my Nintendo to orphans while I cried in the back seat of the station wagon. Where was I going with this? Oh, yeah, Rosario Dawson is awkwardly hot.
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