Aug 18 2009Mandy Moore douches and other news
- Kim Kardashian finds acting work further proving Satan's powers are far greater than we imagined. (I only thought he had mad Halo skills. And the voice of a 13 year old.) [PopEater]
- Celine Dion is pregnant. How old is she? Is that legal? [Lainey Gossip]
- Brad Pitt gave up weed for the kids. Also Angelina found out it lowers your sperm count and threatened to make him wear a blood vial necklace. Fuuuuck that. [Celebslam]
- Cam Gigandet is in that Twilight movie - and he's holding a baby. Chick porn GO! [Splash News]
- Alexander Skarsgard wants to reproduce. So... does he need an instruction manual? I'm confused. [Just Jared]
- Ryan Kwanten poses for GQ. Sensing a vampire theme yet? [Socialite Life]
- Robert Downey Jr. and Jude Law will not get an assist from Brad Pitt in Sherlock Holmes. [PopSugar]
- Lady GaGa is actually wearing pants. In Israel. So this is what Armageddon feels like? [ICYDK]
Aug 14 2009Justin Timberlake is a biker now and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner in the full New Moon trailer. [PopEater[
- Robert Downey Jr. in track pants carrying a man purse. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]
- Audrina Patridge and her wonky breasts get denied a chance on Dancing with the Stars by MTV. [Celebslam]
- Nick Lachey probably masturbates with his tears a lot. [The Blemish]
- Rachel McAdams does The Daily Show. [PopSugar]
- Jennifer Aniston will sing in her next movie. Hopefully as a topless ninja or else that movie's gonna bomb. [Just Jared]
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Apr 21 2009Rihanna can't quit Chris Brown
- Rihanna still texting Chris Brown. Jesus. Now I want to punch her. But I won't because I'm a gentleman - which is why I hired a hooker to do it. Go get her, Boots! [Celebslam]
- Robert Downey, Jr. attends premiere of The Soloist with Jamie Foxx. Oh, so that's why he said all that crazy Miley Cyrus shit. Here I thought it was because of a sincere desire to see some Hannah boob. You deceived me, Jamie Foxx! [Lainey Gossip]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take Zahara and Shiloh grocery shopping. Meanwhile, the other children are each given knives and trapped in the basement with a rat. -- Ha, I'm joking. They had guns. [Just Jared]
- Snoop Dogg gets his own wax statue at Madame Tussaud's in Vegas. In preparation for her next trip to Sin City, Britney Spears has been informed its not made of chocolate. Good luck with that. [Pink is the New Blog]
- Tony Romo spends his birthday without Jessica Simpson. How do you celebrate a birthday without giant breasts? Is that legal? [Radar Online]
- Tommy Lee hopes to use this Internet machine to score chicks. If you been chatting with TomDongItchLong, congratulations, there's tour bus sex in your future. Bring rubber boots. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Jan 22 2009Heath Ledger nominated for Oscar
Heath Ledger has cinched a posthumous Oscar nomination for Best Supporting Actor in The Dark Knight which, surprisingly, did not garner a Best Picture nom nor Best Director nom for Christopher Nolan. I blame Katie Holmes. Look what you did!
Anyway, scope out the pics gallery for other notable nominees including the couple most responsible for overpopulation and the alleged homophobe who played a gay guy.
Full list of nominees on I Watch Stuff.
Jun 2 2008MTV Movie Awards: Celebs did a bunch of crap but nothing as cool as Robert Downey Jr. attacking Jack Black's nutsicles
I attempted to watch the MTV Movie awards last night but quickly realized, "Hey, I don't completely hate myself." Before I turned it off though, I did happen to catch this clip of Robert Downey Jr., Jack Black and Ben Stiller trying to make a viral video for their new movie Tropic Thunder. Surprisingly hilarious. If you guys want more info on the awards and whatnot, steer your browsers over to our sister site I Watch Stuff later today. Whenever my esteemed colleague crawls out from under his Ricky Gervais sheets, he'll bring you the 411 on the night's asinine events. Provided he didn't drink a half gallon of Clorox five minutes into it.
UPDATE: Aforementioned coverage up at I Watch Stuff. Be the first in your office to know that Transformers is the greatest movie ever, according to a random selection of 13-year-olds with Internet access.
