Feb 2 2009Rebecca Romjin is a witch. There's no other explanation.


Rebecca Romjin gave birth to twins over the holiday, and you wouldn't even know it looking at these pics from this morning. Even more astonishing? She's married to Jerry O'Connell. I'm pretty sure Rebecca Romjin just defied all laws of logic and reason as we know them. And for her next trick, she'll give me her number!

Damn, I thought if I said that out loud it would come true. Awkward. - - MAKE LOVE TO ME IN A CANOE!

Sonofabitch...

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Jan 5 2009Rebecca Romijn births twins


Rebecca Romijn (I keep wanting to add Stamos) and Jerry O'Connell welcomed twin baby girls over the holiday. The news was announced this morning by the couple's good friend Howard Stern as a consolation for ducking his wedding in October. E! News reports:

The shock jock was entrusted by pals Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell to deliver the happy news via his Sirius radio show this morning that the couple is celebrating the birth of twin girls.
Shortly after Stern's announcement, the couple's publicist, Lewis Kay, told E! News that Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip were born Dec. 28, and both the parents and newborns are "all home and doing well."

And by doing well they, of course, mean Jerry O'Connell is licking his fingers and saying "Relevancy! Oh my God, sweet relevancy! All for me! Mu ha ha ha!"

Congratulations though.

Photos: WENN

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Jul 28 2008Rebecca Romjin knocked up by Jerry O'Connell (I'm pretty sure one of these people is famous. I think.)


Rebecca Romjin and Jerry O'Connell are having twins. Yay! Now they won't be entirely alone in obscurity. People reports:

The babies are due this winter.
And just a little more than a week ago, O'Connell, 34, told PEOPLE, "We're trying to get pregnant."
"It would be amazing if it happened," he said, adding that practicing has been "a lot of fun."

"Practice." he added. "Practice all the time. It never stops with her! Christ, now I know how John Stamos died. And I'm next!" Jerry O'Connell was latter found crying in a dumpster, softly singing "You'll never guess my secret identity, who's on the inside - hides from his wife in a dumpster, whoa oh whoa!"*

*Have a case of the WTFs? Video after the jump.

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Jul 16 2007Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell get married

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell got married on Saturday in a western-themed ceremony on their ranch in Los Angeles. And I hope they have a happy marriage and all that, but this is just confusing. Rebecca Romijn is a former Victoria's Secret and Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. And Jerry O'Connell? Well he showed up to his wedding in a gray suit and sneakers. I'm not saying Rebecca Romijn has bad taste in men, but I wouldn't be surprised if one of these days she ended up married to a cardboard cutout of Scott Baio.