Nov 4 2009Rachel Bilson in Flaunt proves I really can hate Hayden Christensen more
This is Rachel Bilson in the latest issue of Flaunt. This is also what Hayden Christensen gets to see naked thanks to George Lucas plucking him out of obscurity to take a horribly acted shit on my childhood. And this is me renewing my vow to stab that bearded bastard to death with an IG-88 action figure: Now I've seen your true form, Satan. Have at you!
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Oct 1 2009Gwen Stefani likes small children to see her bra at the park and other news
- Jude Law's dramatic reading of Lady GaGa's "Poker Face." [PopEater]
- Gwyneth Paltrow gives investment advice to the peasants. Splendid. [Lainey Gossip]
- La Toya Jackson looks like Michael Jackson with breast implants. Where was she during Jesus Juice time? That's what I'm saying. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Kristin Cavallari says Brody Jenner was "very vanilla" in bed. I would've assumed he was more Cookies n' Douche. [Celebslam]
- Reese Witherspoon's chin is getting out of hand. Look, she almost stabbed Paul Rudd! Then who's going to star in every Judd Apatow movie? [PopSugar]
- Rachel Bilson wears jorts. [Just Jared]
- Rose McGowan has ditched Robert Rodriguez. Awesome, now somebody with breasts can play Barbarella as God intended it. [WonderWall]
- Leighton Meester, Blake Lively hasn't made me forget about you. Completely. For the most part. [ICYDK]
Scope Out (16) Pics of Gwen After the Jump
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Feb 18 2009Rachel Bilson & Hayden Christensen engaged
People has confirmed reports that Hayden Christensen and Rachel Bilson are engaged. Because if there's one movie that deserved to spark a real-life romance, it's Jumper. - - Anyone who just agreed with that statement, immediately stop reproducing:
According to a friend of the actress, the two, who costarred in 2008's Jumper, got engaged in December.
"They're so excited," says the pal, adding that no wedding date has been set. "They're a great couple. Rachel seems thrilled beyond belief."
I'm personally ecstatic about this news. What's a worse punishment than marriage for being involved with the Star Wars prequels? Nothing. You can't even beat that.
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