Aug 18 2008Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi lesbian wed
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi made good on their promise to immediately wed once the ban against gay marriage was deemed unconstitutional in California. Somewhere, John McCain just went "Huh? What? I want tapioca." People reports:
"Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi were married tonight in an intimate ceremony at their home in Los Angeles," their spokesperson tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Congratulations to Ellen and Portia. I'm a firm believer that everyone, whether you're born gay, straight or, in my first wife's case: porpoise, should have the right to make the most retarded decision of your life. I mean, seriously, I still don't know how she got to keep the house. I should've gone for a prenup, but like any man in my shoes, I couldn't keep my mind off the blowhole. Ultimately, it's what drove us apart at the end. And, okay, maybe the harpoon gun.
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May 16 2008Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi getting married while the gettin's good
Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are taking immediate advantage of the California Supreme Court ruling that struck down the ban on gay marriage. The two plan to wed according to a spy for TMZ who was on the set for the latest episode of Ellen that will air today:
She surprised everyone and announced that she was going to tie the knot with longtime girlfriend, actress Portia de Rossi. Portia was in the crowd and after she made the announcement, the studio audience went wild, giving the two a huge standing O.
To some people, this news is a triumph for civil liberties. To others (*cough*thesouth*cough*), this is worse than 9/11. To me, however, this is just confusing. I mean, who makes the sandwiches? Do they flip a coin or something? I want to say Ellen is the "man," but then again Portia looks like she could throw some elbows. But those elbows could do some wicked ironing. God, this is tough. Superficial Writer frustrated! Superficial Writer lie on floor of men's room. Superficial Writer hash this thing out.
UPDATE: Superficial Writer caught Geekologie Writer no wash hands.
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