May 12 2009Katie Price likes to drink
- Peter Andre blames Katie Price's drinking for their divorce. Hey, what else is a married, giant-breasted woman supposed to do all day? She didn't buy those things to clean the oven with. Or did she? Because mine's looking a bit dingy... [Allie is Wired]
- Heidi Klum and Seal renew their vows by dressing up like who the fuck knows what? On a happier note, Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge now know a new level of fancy. [Best Week Ever]
- Lady GaGa continues to push boundaries - by appearing on Ellen. Next stop, Regis & Kelly, bitches! [Videogum]
- Shanna Moakler looks a bit pissed today. Why do I get the feeling Donald Trump is about to get a heel to the testicles? But for free this time. [Jezebel]
- Jennifer Lopez is still making music? And Skeletor allows this? Huh. I thought there'd only Latin singing sensation allowed in that relationship. And it's their gay pool boy Ricky Martin. -- He's had a rough year. [PopSugar]
- Dakota Fanning gets her Twilight on. Apparently the sequel has flying bat children. Neat. [ICYDK]
May 11 2009Katie Price is single
Fresh off the heels of being photographed drunk off her ass with random men this weekend (above), British TV personality Katie Price and Peter Andre announced their separation today. The Sun reports:
Their management company Can Associates Limited today said: "Peter Andre and Katie Price are separating after four-and-a-half years of marriage.
"They have both requested that the media respect their families' privacy at this difficult time."
I've always wondered what it'd be like to date a walking, talking blow-up doll, so that being said, Katie, how about you and I grab dinner some time? Trust me, I know exactly how to romance a woman of your caliber. Now, where would you prefer to make-out in a pool of our own vomit: The floor of a gas station or an open sewer pipe? Lady's choice.
NOTE: Last pic links to NSFW version unless you're Frankenstein. Found your nips!
Nov 3 2008Katie Price & Peter Andre pretend they're not getting a divorce
Katie "Jordan" Price, who is apparently Paris Hilton's British BFF these days, went out yesterday with her husband Peter Andre. The two are reportedly having marital problems, but you'll have this in a relationship where one party has giant tits while the other is gay. Fortunately, there is something they love to do together: SHOPPING! In the meantime, if you're wondering why 90% of these pics are of Katie's chest, it's because I make Tom Brokaw look like a silly bitch. True story.
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