Aug 1 2007Britney Spears will f*cking kill you!
Remember the photographer that was beaten by Britney Spears' bodyguard outside the Wynn last Thursday? Well apparently Britney Spears threw a baby bottle at his partner and then threatened to kill him, yelling:
"I am going to kill you! I am going to fucking kill you!"
According to a statement released by the photographers' lawyers, they were taking pictures of Britney outside the spa at the Wynn Las Vegas casino-hotel when Britney's bodyguard attacked them from behind, throwing one photographer to the ground and punching and kicking him until security pulled him off. The AP reports:
Afterward, Spears ran toward Henderson but was stopped by security, and then threw a baby bottle at him ... Then, in front of several other hotel guests and bystanders, Spears threatened to kill Deetz and said he should get a restraining order against her because she was going to kill him or hire someone that would, it said.
I'm pretty sure threatening to kill somebody is illegal, even if you're Britney Spears. Although the photographer shouldn't worry too much, since the best plan Britney could come up with is to give him a birthday cake with sticks of dynamite instead of candles. Hell, halfway through her plan she'd probably end up trying to eat the cake herself.
Jul 18 2007Gary Dourdan is an asshole
Gary Dourdan, some clown from CSI, freaked out and started beating up a paparazzo last night. The photographer was basically just standing there and then Dourdan flipped out, throwing him against the ground and breaking his camera. After the attack, Dourdan sped off on his Ducati, but then later came back with his entourage and started chasing the photographer around Hollywood in a Town Car. Seriously, just following the guy around in a car, like out of a movie. The paparazzo is freaking out the whole time and runs around begging passersby for help, eventually jumping into a cab to get away.
Check out the full 15-minutes of cartoon madness after the jump. You can't really see much, but the audio gives a good idea of what's going on.
Jul 12 2007Paparazzi attacked and left unconscious over Rumer Willis
A paparazzi photog was brutally attacked last night in Hollywood after the ESPY Awards and was left unconscious and convulsing on the ground (the video above is the aftermath). The fight began when two random assholes decided to act as Rumer Willis' bodyguards as she made her way out of Skybar. TMZ reports:
According to witnesses on scene, one of the men allegedly tripped a photographer who was attempting to take pix of the star. As the stunned shutterbug got up and tried to identify the culprit, we're told another friend of the wannabe-bodyguards grabbed the photog by the head and slammed him to the ground head first, knocking him out and causing convulsions... Cops arrived shortly after and the man who allegedly slammed the photog to the ground was arrested. The snapper was rushed to a hospital, where he was treated for three cracked ribs, a possibly dislocated shoulder and a concussion.
Yeah, sometimes the paparazzi can go too far but this is fucking ridiculous. Look at the way the attacker walks around afterwards. I wouldn't be surprised if this guy's parents were brother and sister. This is exactly the kind of person I'd expect if people started mating with vegetables.
