Nov 20 2009Shauna Sand: Mother of the Year
Continuing her trend of embarrassing whore moments in front of her kids, Shauna Sand spent last night flashing her panties to the paparazzi during a night out with her daughters. Although, in Shauna's defense, I'm pretty sure the paps wouldn't have shown after she called unless there were promises of making with the goods. But then again, that was probably a given. "Gentelmen, Shauna Sand's having a quiet dinner with her kids tonight. Who wants to shoot some labia?"
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Oct 30 2009Shauna Sand flashes her panties and other news
- Jessica Biel finally has a realistic perception of her acting career. [Lainey Gossip]
- Colin Farrell produces another male heir to his drunken throne, but who shall be named king? Load those bottles with bourbon, men. The joust is on! [PopEater]
- Khloe Kardashian's ass was built for grizzly bear fighting. Not beauty. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jim Carrey vomits Christmas. [Just Jared]
- Paris Hilton might go on tour. For her music career. If people actually pay money for this, I think it's safe to say the recession is over, agreed? [Celebslam]
- Robert Pattinson shops at Rite-Aid and I guarantee you there is nothing he could pick up a prescription for that still wouldn't yield him 500 screaming vaginas in the parking lot. And Tom Cruise. [PopSugar]
- Ryan Seacrest's knife-wielding stalker was arrested today outside E! Studios. [Socialite Life]
- Pamela Anderson isn't pregnant, but honestly, who really thought her womb was capable of holding anything besides an entire Motley Crue tour bus? [The Blemish]
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Oct 29 2009Malin Akerman flashes her panties and other news
- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart probably just banged in an airplane. [Lainey Gossip]
- Chelsea Handler apparently did Playboy. So now they're just trying to make people cry? Is that what's happening? Hugh Hefner's dying so we all have to suffer? Nice. [PopEater]
- Ginger Spice is just a tad quicker than Malin Akerman. But just a tad. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Jon Gosselin is so sorry, everybody. And Jewish now? [Just Jared]
- Josh Duhamel couldn't have banged a stripper. He likes penises. Back me up, Fergie. [Celebslam]
- Lindsay Lohan shows some midriff. [PopSugar]
- Rumer Willis will star in a same-sex storyline on 90210. I could say how her abnormally long face could come in handy for that... [ICYDK]
- Randy Quaid and his wife are going to die in a crazed stand-off. I'm calling it now. [Wonderwall]
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Oct 26 2009Bad day to be snow.
Here's Pamela Anderson at an event in Malibu yesterday to promote the 2010 Winter Olympic Games. I'm not about to say she was dressed inappropriately, but before she got there the entire park was entirely covered with snow and birds weren't falling out of trees with little X's for eyes. I'm just stating the facts.
Thanks to Isabel who will not be betting on the US Snowboarding Team this year on account of the quarantine.
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Jul 22 2009Kate Walsh flashes her panties
Here's Private Practice star Kate Walsh flashing her panties while getting out of her car yesterday in Brentwood. I figured these would be a nice change of pace after looking at Kate Gosselin's snizz all day yesterday. Unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, Jon Gosselin, you had your chance. Maybe you should've thought of that before banging a bunch of coke-fueled college chicks like every man wants to do until the day he's buried in the ground but will lie his face off if ever confronted with that fact hates because snuggling is fun!
Jul 21 2009Kate Gosselin's panties. This is happening.
Well, this was bound to happen. Here's Kate Gosselin sitting outside her home in Reading, Pa. yesterday giving the paps a clear shot up her skirt. For those of you keeping score at home, all that's left for Kate now is a nipple slip followed by a sex tape. Which is why at this juncture I'd like to point out that I live in Pennsylvania and drink a lot so kids don't really bother me. They're sort of like happy little kickballs on my way to the fridge. Or the bedroom... (Kate, call me.)
NOTE: Pics link to LSFW version of an area that thanks God everyday for whoever invented the C-section.
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Jul 7 2009Emma Watson flashes panties at Harry Potter premiere
First, before everyone has a coronary, Emma Watson is 19. Now, that that's out of the way, she had a little mishap this afternoon at the Harry Potter premiere in London which I'm sure was a brilliant PR move considering the film is basically competing against Michael Jackson's funeral today. However, that being said, we can all take comfort knowing the King of Pop would've loved this film. Wait. It's still about boy wizards riding long broomsticks, right? Okay, good, he would've loved it.
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Jul 7 2009Madonna's sarcophagus (This is what you think it is.)
Madonna performed at the O2 Arena in London on the Fourth of July where she ended up showing half of Britain her crotch. I'm assuming this was a reminder that we kicked their asses during the Revolutionary War, and her vagina saw the whole thing. Or at least up until Ben Franklin used his lightning powers to ban her from American soil on Independence Day in perpetuity. True story.
NOTE: Pic links to LSFW version that's essentially a smaller equivalent of stretching a cotton sheet over the Mummy's tomb. Also, you're probably cursed just for looking at it. I should've said something sooner.
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