Nov 13 2009Joanna Krupa in Playboy
Here's model/actress/Maxim's Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That's like owning a titty bar and letting the strippers wear sweaters and beekeeper outfits. Or whatever metaphor fully captures my desire to see Heidi Montag's breasts light on fire. I'm not picky.
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Nov 9 2009Christian Serratos goes nude for PETA and other news
- Tiffany Amber-Thiessen is pregnant which apparently makes her famous again. Have we learned nothing from the Gosselins? [Lainey Gossip]
- Mariah Carey still thinks squatting is sexy. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Usher wants to bang Rihanna. [Celebslam]
- Joel Madden storms out of a radio interview in Australia after being shown Britney Spears' vagina. -- I'm gonna give him a pass on this one. [PopEater]
- Lamar Odom wants to knock up Khloe Kardashian ASAP. The man loves paying child support, folks. [Betty Confidential]
- Anna Paquin needs to use her psychic powers to save Katie Holmes, or get naked and do a vampire. I'm not picky. [Just Jared]
- Gwyneth Paltrow is set to play the wife of a transsexual Nicole Kidman. Excuse me while I imagine the love scene... MOMMY! [PopSugar]
- Miley Cyrus demonstrates why blood relatives shouldn't have kids. [The Blemish]
- Ashlee Simpson finds work on Broadway proving she can bounce back faster than Jessica. Metaphorically. [Socialite Life]
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Oct 30 2009Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude
It's Friday, so I honestly can't think of better way to start the day than Heidi Klum all kinds of naked and covered in chocolate sauce. Here she is in photographer Rankin's just-released coffee table book Heidilicious which is probably the most moving reading experience I've had since that time a stripper punched me in the face for reading The Da Vinci Code during a laptop dance. How was I supposed to put that thing down with all the suspense and Jesus wifery?
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Oct 20 2009Dita Von Teese topless lesbian photos
These are never-before-seen shots of Dita Von Teese in a 1999 lesbian photo shoot that some Indiana Jones-esque hero unearthed then immediately sold to Splash News instead of putting them in a museum, where they belong. In the meantime, for those of you who think I'm just posting porn now, it's not porn if it's in black and white. That's in the Bible.
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Sep 30 2009So Freaking Hot: Best of September
In case you were in a coma for the entire month of September, here's a look back at the Top 10 So Freaking Hot posts for the month. Feel free to catch up on what you missed, or relive the memory of getting fired for pretending the fax machine was Blake Lively's breasts. Wait, I did that. Anyone know when will I stop peeing toner?
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Sep 25 2009Kelly Brook poses nude for Ralph Lauren
Here's Kelly Brook posing for the latest Ralph Lauren campaign and I now officially hate all forms of plant life. Seriously, is this because I never called that tree the next day? It knew what this was.
Sep 24 2009Marisa Miller nude in 'Room 23'
Marisa Miller posed nude for the August issue of British GQ, and here's the previously unpublished shots that appear in photographer Deborah Anderson's new coffee table book Room 23. I encourage everyone to purchase a copy because this writer believes in supporting of the fine arts. Particularly when it involves a sweet, naked ass in the shower which gives me an erection so hard tanks piss themselves out of fear I might stab them. I mean, uh, bravo!
NOTE: Some photos are LSFW, or Communist propaganda if you're Glenn Beck.
Sep 8 2009Milla Jovovich is totally nude
Milla Jovovich appears completely nude in the Fall/Winter issue of Purple which makes her Maxim shoot look like, well, a Maxim shoot. In the meantime, I'm trying to figure out the storyline here, and I'm guessing Milla is a young woman who just moved into a new apartment and thought waving her vagina over the boxes would magically unpack them. For the record, ladies, this actually works. But only if you have a spotter. (I'm free all day.)
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