Nov 20 2009Miranda Kerr and a bunch of chicks are topless
These are handouts from the 2010 Pirelli Calendar Launch Party in London last night, and I'm not pointing any fingers here, but had Summit Entertainment passed out free porn, maybe I would've came to their little launch event this week. -- Okay, you're right, I still wouldn't have shown up, but I might have sent an intern with a duffel bag and instructions to get Ashley Greene's phone number because apparently she's the easy one. So put that in your marketing pipe and smoke it.
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Nov 19 2009HERO: Keeley Hazell shows her nipples for PETA
It's British Morning here on The Superficial, so here's glamour model Keeley Hazell going full topless topless for PETA unlike other celebrities who apparently want Bambi to die as a delicious hamburger in my mouth. How could you?!
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Nov 18 2009Carmen Electra made some sort of sex tape
Somehow Carmen Electra making a sex tape has become huge news today which shows how awesome the Internet is at forgetting what the fuck people used to do for a living. Anyway, you can check it out after the jump and it's not so much a "lesbian sex tape" as it's a carefully-edited cocktease designed to trick suckers into writing the name Carmen Electra on their blogs. -- Goddammit.
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Nov 13 2009Joanna Krupa in Playboy
Here's model/actress/Maxim's Sexiest Swimsuit Model in the World Joanna Krupa posing for the December issue of Playboy and breaking the annoying streak of quasi-celebs refusing to go nude FOR PLAYBOY. That's like owning a titty bar and letting the strippers wear sweaters and beekeeper outfits. Or whatever metaphor fully captures my desire to see Heidi Montag's breasts light on fire. I'm not picky.
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Nov 12 2009Rihanna's nipple almost eluded us. Almost...
Rihanna attended the 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards earlier this week where apparently her nipple was completely visible the whole time. Considering she won that night, I'd like to take this time to thank the editors of Glamour for empowering women to show more nip so I can ogle them from the privacy of my home. But don't worry, it's done very tastefully. (Anyone seen my Batman costume?)
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Nov 10 2009Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.
Because apparently it's Celeb Moms Turning Their Kids into Potential Serial Killers Day, here's Shauna Sand exposing her freakishly sewn-on nipples to the paparazzi last night - with her daughter sitting right next to her. Granted, the poor girl is probably well-trained in plugging a leaky implant by now, I'm sure just once she'd like to have a mother/daughter night that doesn't end in "Be a good girl and collect the dollar bills for mommy." Just once.
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Nov 9 2009Eva Mendes shows some nip
Eva Mendes flashed some nipple at a special screening of Bad Lieutenant in New York Sunday night which just about makes up for the last time she starred in a movie with Nicolas Cage. All I need now is five hours of fellatio, an armored truck full of gold bullion and two McRibs to call it even for Ghost Rider. (I know, I know. I'm too generous and people take advantage of me. I'm a giver!)
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Oct 30 2009Heidi Klum is all kinds of nude
It's Friday, so I honestly can't think of better way to start the day than Heidi Klum all kinds of naked and covered in chocolate sauce. Here she is in photographer Rankin's just-released coffee table book Heidilicious which is probably the most moving reading experience I've had since that time a stripper punched me in the face for reading The Da Vinci Code during a laptop dance. How was I supposed to put that thing down with all the suspense and Jesus wifery?
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