May 4 2009Goldie Hawn's nipple not as horrifying as you might think
Here's Goldie Hawn attending a party at the Gramercy Park Hotel and, holy crap, that's some old lady nip. Anyone else surprisingly not offended by this? Me either. Also, I'm now 100% certain Kate Hudson is not her daughter. I'm sorry, ha ha, nice little gag there, Goldie, but it's honesty time: You stole her from an orphanage. Not that I'm judging your or anything, I just want some truth, dammit! -- Or more nip. Whichever works.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that might be a catalyst to evaluate just how much you like your boss. Didn't he eat your lunch once? Just sayin'.
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Mar 19 2009Lady GaGa's outfit fails to contain nipple. GASP!
This was bound to happen: Seen here with Bobby Brown circa 1985, Lady GaGa slipped a nip while signing autographs in Portland, Oregon last night, and based on her outfits, is anybody really surprised by this? It's sort of like finding out Britney Spears had a secret third son but traded him for some Oreos at lunch. Ooh, shocking.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that's really not worth getting fired over. I'm man enough to admit that. Ladies?
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Mar 6 2009Pamela Anderson's nipple: For the 1.5 people who haven't seen it
Pamela Anderson flashed some nip at the Vivienne Westwood show last night during Paris Fashion Week. Jesus, is the economy that damn bad that designers have no choice but to use Pamela as a model? And if so, how does she not flip out when people don't toss dollar bills on the runway? Because you know she was specifically promised two things: Tips. And the guarantee she could dress like a busted Stevie Nicks at the end of each show.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version. Also, you might want to take some Vitamin C afterward.
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Feb 24 2009Beyonce's nipple makes Oscar appearance
During a song and dance number at the Oscars, Beyonce's nipple popped out while being dipped by Hugh Jackman which proves my theory that just looking at him causes women's breasts to fly out. This is why I'll be spending the rest of my day waving a picture of Wolverine at every hot chick I see. Adieu.
UPDATE: So, it's been over an hour, and I can't stop flashing my chest at the monitor. Somebody needs to shut my computer off - or bring me a sandwich. Either one.
Pic links to NSFW version, and if Jay-Z asks, you saw it on Perez Hilton.
Jan 27 2009Mischa Barton compensates for botched nipple slip by making out with chick
Mischa Barton attended the Christian Dior show in Paris yesterday which also happened to be her birthday. After almost showing some nip, she bailed to get shit-faced at a party where she made out with a female friend in front of the paparazzi. Or in other words, Mischa Barton spent her day living according to The Bible.
NOTE: Top pic links to enlarged version which is LSFW - if your boss is Superman.
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Jan 21 2009Marisa Miller still wearing a bikini (Now with more nipple!)
Here's Marisa Miller on the second day of her Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. As his first act as president, I'm pretty sure Barack Obama made this happen - with his mind. Trust me, I took a course in college once. I know how politics work: MAGIC!
EDIT: Added Marisa's bikini malfunction while swimming in the ocean. It's almost like her nipple is pointing to God and saying "Thanks for not making me a lame-ass ear!"
Pic links to NSFW version which almost might be worth getting fired for.
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Jan 13 2009Whitney Port apologizes for nipple slip that I'm showing you right now
Whitney Port has taken to her blog to apologize for the nipple viewage above while she's on vacation in South Beach:
“Okay so a couple photos were captured while I was in Miami that weren't the most discreet and I'm sorry if they offended anyone but I got too caught up in the sunshine and the weather that I guess I wasn't as cautious as I should have been.
Everyone knows the rough and tumble of the ocean mixed with a bathing suit -- not the most attractive thing ever! So sorry for the view...very embarrassing to say the least! I guess all I can do now is laugh about it and move on!”
And it's a good thing Whitney apologized because, first off, this was totally her fault and not the paparazzi taking the pictures. Second, she only showed me one nipple. One! I mean, yeah, okay, I'm so sexy my pecs are made of diamonds, but I've got feelings too, you know? Just... Just... leave me alone, meanie.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version that still burn to this day. *sniff* Why, Whitney? Why?!
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Jan 3 2009Amy Winehouse wears bikini for new boyfriend who miraculously keeps living
These are pics of a barely bikini-clad Amy Winehouse in St. Lucia yesterday with a new boyfriend. Let's just go ahead and assume this guy is blind, has no sense of smell, on acid, bipolar, a clone of Pauly Shore and probably gay (If not, he's gonna be.). But even then I still don't get it. Maybe Amy's digging gold bars out of her crotch, who knows? I stopped looking after my retinas pulled a gun.
NOTE: Pics link to NSFW versions that aren't for the faint of heart. Or anyone with a heart in general.
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