Nov 12 2009Rihanna's nipple almost eluded us. Almost...
Rihanna attended the 2009 Glamour Women of the Year Awards earlier this week where apparently her nipple was completely visible the whole time. Considering she won that night, I'd like to take this time to thank the editors of Glamour for empowering women to show more nip so I can ogle them from the privacy of my home. But don't worry, it's done very tastefully. (Anyone seen my Batman costume?)
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Nov 10 2009Shauna Sand flashes some nip in front of her kid. Classy.
Because apparently it's Celeb Moms Turning Their Kids into Potential Serial Killers Day, here's Shauna Sand exposing her freakishly sewn-on nipples to the paparazzi last night - with her daughter sitting right next to her. Granted, the poor girl is probably well-trained in plugging a leaky implant by now, I'm sure just once she'd like to have a mother/daughter night that doesn't end in "Be a good girl and collect the dollar bills for mommy." Just once.
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Nov 9 2009Eva Mendes shows some nip
Eva Mendes flashed some nipple at a special screening of Bad Lieutenant in New York Sunday night which just about makes up for the last time she starred in a movie with Nicolas Cage. All I need now is five hours of fellatio, an armored truck full of gold bullion and two McRibs to call it even for Ghost Rider. (I know, I know. I'm too generous and people take advantage of me. I'm a giver!)
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Nov 5 2009'One due east, and one due south,' he said. 'That be her calling card.'
Here's a braless Britney Spears in Australia this morning and I just realized something: If her breasts were guns on a battleship, she'd be perfect for covert missions. One would destroy the enemy, while the other would take out her own ship leaving zero evidence behind. Seriously, has the Pentagon seen these? Because I'm pretty sure my obsession with tits just won the War on Terror. Like I told them I would. Who's the pervert trying to get out of paying taxes now, Washington?
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Oct 28 2009Natalia Vodianova shows some nip in a magazine about V's. Why not?
Russian supermodel Natalia Vodianova flashes some boob in the November issue of V because, as everyone knows, it's really not art unless someone gets an awkward erection at work and accidentally knocks over the coffeepot in the lounge with it. Picasso knows what I'm talking about.
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Oct 26 2009Amy Winehouse clearly can't feel the nipples on those things
I didn't plan on writing two posts about Amy Winehouse today, but in my defense, who could've predicted she'd run around London tonight with her brand new bolt-ons hanging out? -- Okay, I should've seen this coming. Lots more to come as soon as I finish starring all these nips and recover from PTSD.
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Oct 23 2009Lindsay Lohan's blurry nipples
Here's Lindsay Lohan shopping in New York last night and giving the paparazzi a clear shot of her fiery chesticles, and frankly, I'm amazed those things are even there. You figure the amount of blow she goes through her chest would be concave by now and she'd be using it as a sort of makeshift glove box. Or at least that's how I envisioned it in this doodle I made where Lindsay's uppercutting Godzilla because he stopped returning her texts. But enough boring science talk, you guys came her to see some boobs.
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Oct 20 2009Adam Lambert, what the hell are you doing?
Great. Awesome. They already love to go shopping and now they're making out with naked women. I was on your side, gay people! Carrie Prejean warned me about you in her retarded, hypocritical fake-breasted way that, in hindsight, nobody ever should've listened to. But still.
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