Jun 15 2009Nicole Scherzinger in a bikini


Here's Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls in Hawaii over the weekend, and I love how in shape this woman is yet still has some padding in the back. It's like she was carved by Michelangelo out of Kim Kardashian except let's not act like he couldn't have made two of her if he wasn't such a lazy Italian. Seriously, dude.

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Mar 11 2009Nicole Scherzinger knows Slumdog is so hot right now. So hot.


Here's Nicole Scherzinger of The Pussycat Dolls outside Rockefeller Studio last night before performing on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon. (My fingers tried to break themselves just typing that.) Clearly, this woman stays in phenomenal shape which makes it sort of a bold move by Britney Spears' people to have the Pussycat Dolls open for her. You figure a safer move would've been, I dunno, Ruben Studdard. Or Kirstie Alley who doesn't even sing, so win/win right there.

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Nov 23 2008Crystal Rock Audigier is Paris Hilton in waiting


Saturday night, fashion designer Christian Audigier threw his daughter Crystal Rock a 16th birthday party in Hollywood that made every single episode of My Super Sweet 16 look like it was filmed at goddamn Chuck E. Cheese. Take a look at what he sprung for:

1. Two cars delivered by Paris and Nicky Hilton. Who doesn't love a grim look at the future?
2. T.I. Because sweet 16's are totally gangsta, dawg.
3. The Pussycat Dolls. What's a birthday party without strippers? Mazal tov!
4. Miley Cyrus' boyfriend Justin Gaston. Minus the Miley, add extra gay.
5. Khloe Kardashian. So everyone felt more beautiful by comparison. Good thinking.

Jesus, with a shindig like this I'm surprised there wasn't a secret room full of blood diamonds and baby panda skins. Her parents must hate her.

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Sep 24 2008The Pussycat Dolls pretend they're not strippers


These are shots of the Pussycat Dolls performing at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood yesterday for the release of their new album Doll Domination. I never really got the appeal of this group. I mean, they're strippers, but they "sing" so that makes them role models for young girls? Then again, this ensures a bright future free of disastrous stripper shortages...

Who do I write a check to so this never stops happening?

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Aug 20 2008Nicole Scherzinger: Because I love the smell of bikini in the morning


These are shots of Nicole Scherzinger from the Pussycat Dolls in Ibiza. I hate to say it but Nicole does kind of remind me of Kim Kardashian. But, you know, minus the pending heart attack, cellulite and facial hair. Other than that, it's like they're sisters!

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Jun 17 2008Pussycat Dolls unveil new video, Britney not included


Britney Spears filmed a cameo for the new Pussycat Dolls video "When I Grow Up," but her part was quietly axed before the debut over the weekend. To be honest, I'm not really sure why Britney was included in the first place. The video showcases the Dolls' peak physical fitness, proficient choreography and ability to respond to verbal interaction. So basically everything that Britney Spears is not. Unless choreography is code for "I love Wendy's Baconator."

Video after the jump.

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Jun 5 2008Britney Spears to appear in new Pussycat Dolls video


Britney Spears will have a cameo in the currently filming Pussycat Dolls video for "When I Grow Up." But she will neither sing nor dance leading me to believe Britney will perhaps walk down the street and silently nod to Nicole Scherzinger. Almost as if to say "Where's the snack table?" People reports:

"It's a small part," says a source about the popstar's visit to the L.A. set of the group's video shoot for their new single, When I Grow Up, on Wednesday. Possibly saving her trademark moves for her own album, Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video.

Judging by these photos, this video includes scantily clad women and automobiles. Yet someone thought it'd be wise to add Britney Spears to an already perfect equation. Britney Spears and cars, yes, what could possibly go wrong? Hmm. Fortunately, the Pussycat Dolls are easy to replace. In fact, I'm looking at two stand-in's right now. Oh, wait, they climbed off the poles and want their dollars. Excuse me while I fake a heart attack. MY CHEST!

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Nov 2 2007Nicole Scherzinger wants some personal attention

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Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls was in Germany last evening for the MTV Europe Music Awards 2007. Nicole has a solo album coming out next year that features the recently arrested T.I. Hopefully her work won’t affect the success of the Pussycat Dolls. Could you imagine if there were only five Dolls instead of six? That’s just stupid and wrong. It would be a complete slap in the face to their fanbase. Those 14-year-old girls and the perverted guy at the Laundromat deserve better.

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