Oct 5 2009Jessica Biel films 'The A-Team' and other news
- Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise go for a run. Because a couple who jogs together stays together as long as someone keeps batteries in the shock collar. [Lainey Gossip]
- Rihanna thinks she's Lady GaGa now. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Lady GaGa thinks she's Rihanna now. Are we in a bad 80s movie? [PopEater]
- Nicole Richie gets rear-ended by a paparazzo. [Just Jared]
- Simon Cowell apparently throws a bitching party. [Celebslam]
- George Clooney demonstrates how he catches cocktail waitress in the wild. [PopSugar]
- Mo'Nique admits she'd eat an Oscar if she won one. [The Blemish]
- Dita Von Teese probably never wants to see another WonderBra again. Or Marilyn Manson's penis covered in white make-up if we're making a list. [Socialite Life]
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Sep 9 2009Nicole Richie births a boy
Surprisingly tech savvy for just going through labor, Nicole Richie announced on her official blog that she gave birth to a baby boy this morning:
In the middle of night, the very early hours of September 9, 2009 Sparrow James Midnight Madden was born to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
He weighs 7lbs 14oz. Nicole, Joel, Harlow and Sparrow are all doing well. Thank you for all of your good wishes.
Sparrow James Midnight. So was Silverhawk Cedric Teatime already taken? Because, congratulations on the new kid and everything, but you sort of half-assed this one. Just sayin'.
Jul 13 2009Nicole Richie in a bikini
Because pregnant women wearing bikinis seems to be a theme I can't escape for the life of me, here's Nicole Richie and Joel Madden on the beach in Malibu Sunday. Nothing like keeping a streak going, even if it's a losing one. Pregnant Again Nicole knows what I'm talking about
Jun 26 2009Michael Jackson's cause of death found
Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?!
Dun dun DUNNNN!
Jun 17 2009Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson quit each other's vaginas. Again.
Samantha Ronson kicked Lindsay Lohan to the curb again. But this time it's all the fault of Nicole Richie and her hatred of all things firecrotched. E! News reports:
"Nicole refuses even to be in the same room as Lindsay," says a source, noting that just last week Nicole invited Sam to a mutual friend's birthday party at Bar Marmont with the stipulation that she not bring Lindsay. "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay," says the source.
After Sam had dinner with Nicole at Izakaya last night, a source says she gave Linds the kiss-off.
Wow, everyone does hate Lindsay. If it makes her any feel better, she can always hang out with me, and not because it's basically a given she'll sleep with my landlord. That has nothing to do with this, but I can't be held responsible if he's already naked in my house holding a gun to my head sexier than a panther riding a motorcycle with like a chick who has stupid huge cans yeah write that stuff.
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Jun 12 2009Carrie Prejean gets pissy on Today
- Carrie Prejean's leaked e-mails between Miss California director Keith Lewis prove she was a massive pain in the ass - with fake breasts, so let's forgive her! Sorry, reflex action. [The Blemish]
- Rihanna and Chris Brown coincidentally attended the Lakers game last night but sat separately. Which means they're fucking! Get Anderson Cooper! [PopSugar]
- Nicole Richie has somehow gone legitimate. I wonder what was dragging her down before. Hmm... [Lainey Gossip]
- Sarah Palin and David Letterman are having some sort of tiff which only further proves Republicans have no sense of humor. (Ironically, not counting John McCain choosing Sarah for his running mate. Hilarious!) [Just Jared]
- Fergie should consider wearing a mask. Nothing fancy. Just one that doesn't make me wonder what she called herself when she had a penis. -- It was Chuck, wasn't it? She looks like a Chuck. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kelly Clarkson is a whole lot of woman. Three of them, by my estimate. [Celebslam]
May 5 2009Tila Tequila dating Ray J
- Tila Tequila announces she's dating Ray J on her blog. Whoa whoa whoa. Does she hop from key to key? I've always wondered that. [Celebslam]
- Jon Gosselin's "other woman" has come forward and denied allegations of an affair. She was promptly paid her fee of one small Asian child. -- What? They've got spares. [Just Jared]
- Jessica Alba will probably never be smoking hot again. Jesus, this is like finding out the McRib will never come back. But less apocalyptic. [Lainey Gossip]
- Nicole Richie is a maternity ninja. And by that I mean she could hide twenty pregnant women under the dress she wore on Regis & Kelly. Is she pregnant or a giant tablecloth with legs? The world may never know. [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paula Abdul kicked a painkiller addiction last year yet claims she never appeared on American Idol high. Drunk off her ass? You betcha! Someone get this woman writing self-help books. [Radar Online]
- Megan Fox doesn't date boys-slash-men. But apparently she'll date douche-slash-bags. Brian Austin Green, was it worth selling your soul to Satan? No, really, there's this hot chick I like.... [Pink is the New Blog]
Apr 20 2009Nicole Richie is definitely pregnant
For those of you wondering if Nicole Richie is really pregnant, I believe these photos answer your question; Gollum has spawned again.
So, who wants to break the news to Frodo? Not it!
