Oct 7 2009Katy Perry dresses like a 5 year old and other news

- Nick Nolte's son was arrested for DUI today. Lucky. The only thing my father and I ever did together was play catch and maintain open lines of communication. Way to be really there for me, dad. [PopEater]

- Dina Lohan launches Shoe-han and it's exactly as retarded as it sounds. [Lainey Gossip]

- Katie Price executes the always classic Britney Spears Umbrella attack. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Jennifer Lopez is "Lola" now. [Just Jared]

- Chris Brown is probably going to get sued by Wrigley's which totally ruins everyone's plans to make sure he suffers absolutely no consequences. Dammit, Wrigley's! [Celebslam]

- Shia LaBeouf meets Gordon Gekko. [PopSugar]

- Anna Nicole Smith was apparently our nation's most underrated acting talent. [The Blemish]

- Taylor Lautner just made Tom Cruise drop the shirt button he uses for a dinner plate. [Socialite Life]

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Jul 18 2007Nick Nolte is doing great

TMZ has photos of Nick Nolte at Kauai Airport Monday night passed out on the terminal floor. According to fellow passengers, Nick was passing in and out of consciousness for more than two hours after their flight was delayed due to engine problems.

According to the source, Nolte was still extremely friendly despite his groggy state -- chatting with fans and allowing passengers to snap photos, however, he wasn't entirely functional. "At one point we helped him put a dollar in the vending machine."

This would be sad if it was anybody except Nick Nolte. It might actually be a step up for him. Compared to his normal routine of digging through dumpsters and offering sexual favors for booze money, this is like attending some fancy ball.