Oct 8 2009Alessandra Ambrosio makes me want to buy bras even though I have a penis and other news
- Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minillo are back together. [PopEater]
- Daniel Craig photobombs Taylor Swift. [Lainey Gossip]
- Shauna Sand wears clear stripper heels to the supermarket. Of course. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Suri Cruise drinks Pellegrino already? [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey should just hire Blackwater. [Celebslam]
- Naomi Watts is somehow the "Most Bankable Actress in Hollywood." [PopSugar]
- Zac Efron hates his own movies. [Wonderwall]
- Penelope Cruz > Kim Kardashian. (In regards to asses.) [ICYDK]
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Jul 21 2009Naomi Watts in a bikini
Here's Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber on vacation yesterday in Italy with their sons Sacha and Sammy. While it's kind of cool seeing Naomi in a bikini, I can't help but find these pics a little disappointing. Mostly because they don't involve Liev Schreiber drowning himself to atone for making X-Men Origins: Wolverine. That's $8 and 90 minutes I will never get back no matter how many action figures I perform voodoo on.*
*NOTE: Should Hugh Jackman suddenly get gang-raped by Spider-man and Snake Eyes from G.I. Joe, you never read this. Wink.
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Dec 16 2008Anthony Kiedis' kidney: 'Okay, time out.' (And other news)
This stuff might've happened:
- Anthony Kiedis has a close call with kidney failure. He knew things were bleak when the Olsen twins kept hanging around. They're like vultures, but for junkies. [NY Daily News]
- Tom Cruise hopes Suri pursues acting. Someone's gotta start making money in that house. E-Meters don't grow on trees you know. On this planet.... [Us Magazine]
- Dennis Quaid and his wife settles their dispute with Cedars-Sinai for $750,000 after they overdosed their twin infants with Herparin. He reportedly threatened to "go all Innerspace on their asses." You don't mess with that. [TMZ]
- Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber name their newborn son Samuel proving they're weirdos who don't want their kid to be ridiculed his entire life. Pfft. Can you believe these assholes? [People]
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Dec 14 2008Naomi Watts finally gives birth
Naomi Watts proved to the world she hasn't been smuggling immigrants for the past nine months by giving birth to a baby boy last night. The second for her and boyfriend Liev Schreiber. People reports:
"I can confirm Naomi and Liev had a baby boy yesterday," said the actress's rep.
A couple since 2005, Watts, 40, and Schreiber, 41, already have a baby boy, Alexander Pete Schreiber, born July 26, 2007.
No name has been given yet, but might I recommend "MuttonChops ChainsawFace"? It's adorable, yet like any good child's name, lets people know not to just pop over uninvited or the shit is on. Think about it, and congratulations.
Jul 20 2007Naomi Watts is super pregnant
I've seen pregnant women before, but Naomi Watts is out of control. If I didn't know she was pregnant I would've guessed she was faking it. And faking it poorly. I wonder how she felt when she got her ultrasound and found out she was giving birth to a traffic cone.
Jun 12 2007Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts are married
Not that anybody cares, but ET is reporting that Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts have gotten married. The two were making their way into the Tony Awards at Radio City Music Hall in New York City Sunday night when Liev allegedly said:
"We are married. You got it first. Break the story!"
This sounds like one of those offhand comments celebrities make to mess with the press. Although that's usually done by celebrities who are actually famous. Naomi could give birth to a talking dinosaur and these two would still be the least interesting couple in Hollywood.
Apr 6 2007Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber bump up marriage
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber are getting married soon because Naomi doesn't want their unborn child to be illegitimate. The two were planning to marry after their baby was born, but decided to push it up before Naomi gives birth in late summer. A source says:
"There's not enough time to plan a big wedding. They'll have just 25 guests for the nuptials in her hometown of Sydney, Australia, with a lavish wedding reception for all their stateside friends after the baby is born."
I think the kid might start to get suspicious when he realizes he was born two weeks after his parents got married. "Wait a second, mom. So you guys got married in August. And then I was born in August. Carry the two. So that means the butler did it!"
Feb 26 200779th Annual Academy Awards
It's kind of a rule that after a big event like the 79th Annual Academy Awards I have to post pictures of people from said event. So, uh, here they are. I'll put up some of the better ones later, but for now here's a little sampling to hold you over. And to hold me over? Well I've got three horny supermodels and an entire pizza so I think I'll be okay.
A ton more pictures of random celebrities after the jump, including some of Naomi Watts and her baby bump.
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