Nov 12 2009UPDATE: Mike Tyson arrested for punching photographer

Mike Tyson was arrested last night after rearranging a pap's face in a fight, according to RadarOnline:

The lone pap was trying to take video when an altercation ensued and Tyson allegedly punched him.
The pap suffered a laceration to the side of his head.
The bloodied pap was rushed to a nearby hospital in the back of an ambulance and their was blood on the terminal floor after the airport brawl.
Both the photographer and Tyson were arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery and both are expected to appear in court at a later date.

In Mike Tyson's defense, obviously he exercised restraint in this situation. Considering his job was to render highly-trained fighters unconscious with one punch, this guy's lucky his face doesn't resemble a cereal bowl. Also, who the hell starts a fight with Mike Tyson and expects it to end well? That's like sticking your penis in Paris Hilton and not having a route to the free clinic mapped out. C'mon.

UPDATE: TMZ obtained a photo of what the pap looks like after fighting Mike Tyson (after the jump) and it's pretty much what you imagined. Minus still having a nose.

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May 26 2009Mike Tyson's daughter dies

Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter Exodus died this morning after a freak accident that left her on life support early yesterday. TMZ reports:

A rep for the Phoenix Police Department has just released the following statement regarding Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter: I was just advised by investigators that Exodus Tyson was pronounced deceased at 11:45 AM today at the hospital. Our sympathies go out to the family.

Sincere condolences to Mike Tyson and his family,

-The Superficial

May 26 2009Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter on life support

Mike Tyson's 4-year-old daughter Exodus is on life support after accidentally hanging herself from the power cable of a treadmill at the boxer's home Monday morning, according to MyFoxPhoenix:

CPR was administered and 4-year-old Exodus Tyson was taken to St. Joe's Hospital. She's on life support and in extremely critical condition.
According to police, the victim's 7-year-old brother discovered the child in distress, and alerted their mother. She found the girl with a cable around her neck, hanging from the treadmill, and immediately called 911. "Somehow the little girl got something caught across her throat, she became unresponsive, the boy went and got the mother, and the mother came out and found the child," says Phoenix Police Sgt. Andy Hill.
Phoenix Police are investigating. So far, they believe the incident was accidental.

Mike Tyson was in Vegas during the incident but is now at his daughter's side. Talk about some horribly random shit. Best wishes to the family and little Exodus.