Sep 8 2008Michelle Hunziker should never stop playing beach-related sports
Swiss supermodel Michelle Hunziker played some beach volleyball today in Rio De Janeiro and I'm starting to see why she looked way hotter in the pics from last week: Sunglasses. She's kind of got the face of Kimmy Gibler from Full House. Of course, one must ask themselves, why am I even looking at her face? I'm drunk, folks.
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Sep 3 2008Michelle Hunziker in a two-piece swimsuit which accentuates her breasts and buttocks
There's been a lot of political tension these days: Red vs. Blue. Logic and reason vs. abstinence-only education. So, I felt it was time for some neutrality. And you can't get more neutral than the Swiss which brings us to international supermodel Michelle Hunziker in a bikini whose butt is practically a beacon for world peace. It's moments like this when I realize I should work for the U.N. I would solve shit!
