Oct 15 2009Meghan McCain always takes pictures of her breasts hanging out. What's the big deal?
Meghan McCain sent the Internet a flutter when she posted the above pic to her Twitter Tuesday night. Apparently she thought it was just an innocent photo of her spending the night in despite the fact I just tried to motorboat my monitor. Megan's since removed the photo along with her entire TwitPic account:
so I took a fun picture not thinking anything about what I was wearing but apparently anything other than a pantsuit I am a slut, this is why I have been considering deleting my twitter account, what once was fun now just seems like a vessel for harassment
I am going to take some more time to think about it but seriously I was just trying to be funny with the book and that I'm a dork staying in when I am alone in my apartment, I wear tank tops and sweat pants, I had no idea this makes me a "slut", I can't even tell you how hurt I am
ok I am getting the fuck off twitter, promise not to delete my account until I sleep on it, thank you for the nice words supporters
I do want to apologize to anyone that was offended by my twitpic, I have clearly made a huge mistake and am sorry 2 those that are offended.
While I'm all for breasty Twitter photos, you can't tell me Meghan didn't think this would cause a stink with the Family Values crowd. Especially when she publicly complains about the GOP being stuck in a misogynistic Jesus hole of dumb. So, yeah, they're going to love seeing giant tits on the Internet from a woman holding a book. Reading, Meghan? Seriously? Just come out and say it: You still hate your dad for Sarah Palin. There are other ways to express your feelings. *looks back at photo* On second thought, no there isn't. Keep doing this. This is healthy.
Jul 1 2009Meghan McCain wants to be played by Hilary Duff
Meghan McCain is hard at work on a book about her life, complete with a chapter on Sarah Palin, and already knows who she wants to play her in the movie: Hilary Duff. I guess Megan wants to see more women with linebacker shoulders in film. Who knows? NY Daily News reports:
"I want Hilary Duff to play me. I think she's really hot - hotter than me - but I'd still want her to play me," Sen. John McCain's daughter confided to us at the Trevor Project's summer gala on Monday night at Capitale.
But the young Republican isn't dead set on Duff. "Really, I'd take anyone who's blond," she joked, adding that one actor in particular would certainly be welcome to join the cast. "Bradley Cooper is so hot," McCain swooned. "If he can be in it, he will. I'm obsessed with [his film] 'The Hangover!'"
Why is Meghan McCain just standing around dream-casting Bradley Cooper in a pretend movie? I'm pretty sure she has enough money to buy him into white slavery at her mansion. Oh, sure, we can all act like it doesn't happen in this country, but trust me, it does. And if it doesn't, then how come I gave a guy in an alley a whole bunch of money for Leighton Meester? And, more importantly, why am I just now noticing the receipt he gave me is actually a tin can? I rest my case.
Meghan McCain goes "Pro Sex" on Colbert Report After the Jump
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Jul 22 2008Heidi & Spencer are going to Iraq
At long last, my dream of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt having a three-way with an IED is about to come true. America's favorite assbag couple are heading to the Middle East to support the troops/pose on a tank for this year's Christmas card. Spencer tells Extra their expedition is supposedly being aided by John McCain's daughter Meghan who had lunch with Heidi last week. I'm thinking Heidi got confused when Meghan said "I would give my left tit to send you to Iraq." True story:
“It’s very important to me and important to Spencer to support the troops and go over there. She’s very sweet. I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she’s going to put that together for us.”
If Barbie and Ken's Gay Brother are really getting shipped overseas, I gotta hand it to the Republicans: Well played. Up until this moment I wouldn't have voted for John McCain if you put a gun to my head. But now....
Jul 16 2008Heidi Montag has lunch with John McCain's daughter
And it's time to expatriate. Apparently, Heidi Montag is a political force worthy of entertaining lunch with John McCain's daughter Meghan. The two met yesterday at the Ivy where Meghan tried her best to wish herself into her cell phone. I'm pretty sure, when her father loses in November, his campaign manager will point to these photos and say: "There. Right there. When Jugs Chinsterton smiles directly into the camera. That's the moment we were fucked. Well, that and the fact that, dude, you are old. Tell me a story about living with dinosaurs."
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