Oct 14 2009Megan Hauserman on Jasmine Fiore
Megan Hauserman commented last night on the murder of Jasmine Fiore at the hands of her husband Ryan Alexander Jenkins who was a contestant on the now-canceled Megan Wants a Millionaire. RadarOnline reports:
Hauserman did not pick Jenkins, 32, as her millionaire on the show, but she spoke exclusively to RadarOnline.com at the Fox Reality Channel Really Awards in Hollywood Tuesday night and described the nightmare she lived through. "It was a horrible horrific situation," Megan admitted. "Every single person is completely traumatized," she said about the grisly murder.
"I think every girl can be tricked by guys, just when you think you know, you don't know," Megan said about Jenkins.
"Just when you think you know, you don't know." Megan Hauserman, ladies and gentleman, our nation's deepest thinker. And stuff.
Oct 6 2009Ryan Jenkins blames Jasmine Fiore in suicide note
Police have found a suicide note on Ryan Jenkin's hard drive that gives a pretty fucked up look into what he was thinking while on the run for murdering his wife Jasmine Fiore (above). People reports:
In the letter, the Megan Wants a Millionaire star blames Fiore for his predicament, saying she was beautiful, he loved her, and she made him jealous by sleeping with former boyfriends.
"It was clearly defined that Mr. Jenkins was jealous of multiple side relationships that she had," Buena Park Police Sgt. William Kohanek tells PEOPLE.
Jenkins doesn't mention in the one-and-a-half-page letter Fiore's death, the manner in which she died, or that he was a suspect in her death - very incriminating omissions, Kohanek says.
"The lack of acknowledging that he'd just lost his wife speaks volumes," Kohanek says.
Just so we're clear, Ryan Jenkins essentially blamed the woman he murdered, mutilated and shoved in a suitcase for her own death and his eventual suicide. Then again, Jasmine did text her old boyfriend that one time, so clearly this was her plan all along. Strippers: Nature's most diabolical masterminds.
Aug 27 2009Megan Hauserman in a bikini
Here's a sad Megan Hauserman poolside in Los Angeles after a rogue contestant got her reality show canceled because he felt the need to murder his stripper wife. Now when's poor Megan going to be able to use her fake tits to land herself a rich dude? Besides every single day of her life. Not counting that.
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Aug 25 2009Ryan Jenkins officially murders another VH1 show
After Ryan Jenkins hanged himself in a Canadian motel cementing his guilt in the murder of Jasmine Fiore (above), VH1 has decided to officially can Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3 which Jenkins is rumored to have won. People reports:
The production company behind Megan Wants a Millionaire and I Love Money 3, 51 Minds, says it was "not aware" of Jenkins's record when he was cast on the shows, even though the company ran background checks on all the contestants.
A former contestant on one of the shows tells PEOPLE that if producers knew Jenkins had any criminal background, they would not have put him on the show.
"We did give them lots of extensive background information," says the former contestant, who did not want to be identified. "They wanted to know my criminal history, social security numbers, multiple different times, and drivers' license numbers. They did a pretty thorough check on me and I've got to assume they did it for everybody else."
Considering I Love Money 3 was most likely stacked with stripper rejects from Rock of Love with Bret Michaels, canceling the show was the smart move. It'd be like airing a reality show where Hitler and a mansion full of Jews competed in Road Rules style challenges before the Holocaust. I went right for it.
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Aug 24 2009Jasmine Fiore's mother: 'Ryan Jenkins is a coward'
In light of murder suspect Ryan Jenkins hanging himself in a motel room, Jasmine Fiore's mother Lisa Lepore gave an interview to Good Morning America saying that while it's brought closure for her family, she would've liked to see Jenkins brought to justice:
"It's a relief to know that this man is not out there with the possibility of causing harm to other people," she said of her former son-in-law. "That was a dangerous person. And now we don't have to worry about him, but I feel like he was a coward. He took the easy way out. He didn't want to face the consequences of his actions."
Orange County, Calif., district attorney Tony Rackauckas said on "GMA" that the Royal Canadian Mounted Police will continue to investigate, but his office is "very confident that we know who the killer is. All of the evidence points to Ryan Jenkins without any question. He's the killer here, he's the sole perpetrator of this killing."
While I might have joked about giving Ryan Jenkins the death penalty, this guy really deserved to spend the rest of his life in prison. Or been forced to marry Megan Hauserman without a pre-nup. While she's ovulating. I'm cool either way.
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Aug 23 2009Ryan Jenkins found dead in motel
By hanging himself in a motel room in Canada, VH1 reality star Ryan Alexander Jenkins has basically confessed to killing and mutilating his wife Jasmine Fiore. The AP reports:
Canadian police say fugitive murder suspect Ryan Jenkins has been found dead of an apparent suicide in a motel in British Columbia. Sgt. Duncan Pound of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police border integrity unit says police responded to a call about a dead person in Hope, east of Vancouver, and then called investigators who were part of the massive manhunt for Jenkins.
The real estate developer and reality show contestant was wanted in California on first-degree murder charges after the mutilated body of his ex-wife was found near Los Angeles.
Well, at least now we don't have to lie to the Canadians about not giving this guy the chair. (We totally were, hosers. Ha Ha!)
Thanks to Jamie Lee and everyone who kept an eye on the news while I sat on the couch watching True Blood and Mad Men like some sort of Greek God of Lethargy. Good lookin' out.
Aug 23 2009Megan Hauserman is 'devastated'
Megan Hauserman is deeply saddened by the cancellation of her show death of Jasmine Fiore at the hands of her one-time suitor Ryan Alexander Jenkins, according to People:
"Megan is devastated," a close friend tells PEOPLE. "She got to know Ryan through her show, and she is shocked and saddened by the week's events."
Ryan Jenkins, 32, was a finalist on the VH1 show that attempted to pair the aspiring "trophy wife" with a millionaire.
Even before he was charged, VH1 pulled the show off the air, and Hauserman can only follow developments with the rest of the world. "Right now Megan is taking comfort in her friends and keeping a close eye on news as this story unfolds," the friend says.
People also reports Jasmine was only able to be identified by the serial number on her breast implants which is exactly why I always suggest women should have them. Megan knows what I'm talking about. No one's calling her "Jane Doe" when they fish her out of a landfill. That's empowerment, ladies.
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Aug 21 2009EXCLUSIVE: Megan Hauserman surrounded by ex-cons on reality show
After Ryan Jenkins, a contestant on VH1's Megan Wants a Millionaire, became a fugitive for murdering his stripper wife Jasmine Fiore, it was revealed he had a 2005 conviction for assaulting his girlfriend at the time. Obviously this raised questions about background checks for VH1 reality shows, and producers issued a statement that their vetting process is thorough. But not so much. An exclusive source to The Superficial reveals that the contestant known as "Audi" (above) isn't even rich and also has a criminal record:
I know for sure their vetting process is bogus. A local friend and barbershop owner, Audi of Central Ave Barbershop, (Central Ave Pawtucket RI), was on the show and is not a millionaire. He also has been to jail several times for selling drugs.
Of course, one has to ask what's the greater crime here: Allowing ex-cons on a dating show or letting Bret Michaels shoot reality spin-offs out of his penis? Personally, only one of these makes me fear the collapse of civilization, and it's not the bald guy up top. Unless that's really a picture of Bret after passing out in a tanning bed. (Dude, you forgot your wig.)
